hindi jokes

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”


Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!



Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri…..



Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan……

`
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…

`
Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge…

`
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….



Excellent Mind
Masoom Chehra
Mithi Aawaz
Khubsurat Aankhe
Perfect Personality
Khushmizaj Andaz
Ye To Hui Meri Baat
Or Batao Aap Kaisy Ho ?…

`
Ek ‘Aap’ Ho Kitne Achhe Ho
Kitne Bhole Ho
Kitne Pyare Ho
Kitne Smart Ho
Kitne Sweet Ho
Aur Ek ‘Hum’ Hain Ke
Jhooth Pe Jooth Bole Ja Rahe Hain…

`
Hum Pagal Apke Picche
Aap Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Koi Or Pagal Hamare Picche
Wo B Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Hahaha
Saare Pagal Aage Picche…


Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.

`
2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to……?


`
Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha……
Aurr… ak din… usne ak gadda khod liya…..


`
Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..
`


WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?”
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!

Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay
Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay
Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay…


Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband
se hisse mein aate hai,
aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!!


Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they,
ab kyun nahi dete?
Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai!


Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Pati: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta….

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai….


A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”


Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Daya says salary sabko milti he
Darwaza main hi kyo
`
Devdas & CID special
Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do
Wah wah
Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do
ACP ne kaha, Daya ye darwaza tod do

`
CID returns
Raat k pehlu me Chand sitare chaye he
Raat k pehlu me chand sitare chaye he
Madam darwaja kholiye hum CID se aye hai
`


Apake msg aane se milti he rahat.
Wah wah
Apake msg aane se milti he rahat.
Wah wah
CID ke baad dekhna na bhule aahat!