navra bayko sms

Patni: How much you love me.
Husband: Even the marker is not finished.
Patni: I don't believe that you will love me even after you die.
Pati: Marker dekh le pata chal jaiga.



Pati: Socha Call Kar Loon Tum Miss Kar Rahi Hogi?
patni: 15 Min Pehle Jo Ladai Hui Thi Woh Kya Tha?
Pati: Are Teri Aisi Ki Tesi Phir Ghar Ka Number lag Gaya.




“Tu 'ho' Mhanali hotis Tevha Tuzya Dokyat Gulabache Phool Ghatle hote…

Aattahi phul Ghalavese Vatate g, Pan…
Kundi sakat ..




patni - lagnapurvi tumhi sarkhe majhymage dhavayche,
ani aata?
pati - aag vede,
bus milalyavar kuni tichya mage dhavte kay?




Aap Muje Kitna Pyar Krte Ho?
pati ”SHAH JAHAN” jtna!
Patni: Mare Marne k baad TAJ MAHAL banaoge?
Pati: Mene to Plot b le liya he dair to tum kr rhi ho.



patni: Itni Slow Awaz Me kis se baat kar rahe ho?
pati: Bahen se.
Patni: Bahen Se Itni Slow Awaz Me Bolne ki kya Zarorat Hai?
pati:
Tumhari Jo Hai.



nokar - Idli bana raha tha
patni: Tum itni badi idli kaise banate ho?
Nokar: I have an ideal banana or kapda.
Patni: Haramkhor ye meri bra hai.



pati:
Der Raat Ko Mera Sms Aaye
To Yu N Samjhna Mene Aapko Pareshan Kiya,
Iska Matlab H
Aap Wo Khas H, Jise Mene Apni Aankhe Band Karne Se Pahle Yad Kiya.