pati - patni funny sms

Wife Ne Pati Ke Gaal Pe Thappd Mar Kar Machhar mar Diya

Pati Gusse Se~Kyon Mara? ?
Wife: Mere Hote Hue Koi Dusra Tumhara Khoon Piye Ye Muje pasand Nahi.

Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy
K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.
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Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha
K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi…

Pati aur Patni ke beech ladayi ho rahi thi!!

Patni chilla k boli: Hey bhagwan agar ye galat hey toh inko utha le...
aur Agar
me galat hu toh mujhe VIDHWA kar dey!!

 

 

 

Pati: Tere Baap ki Mazak karne ki adat gai nahi.

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Biwi: Kyu, ab kya hua.......??

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Pati: Aaj phir se puch rahe the
"Meri beti se shaadi karke khush ho na..??

Doctor:
Aap ka aur aap ki begum ka
Blood group aik hi he
Mariz: zahir he
15 saal se mera khoon pi rhi he
Aik hi hoga.



Pati: Chalo aaj chaye pine bhar chalte hain
patni: Kyun tumhe kya lagta hai mein chaye banate banate thak gayi hu
Pati: nahi mein cup plate dhote dhote thak gya hu.

Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hain,
vo sabke samne apne pati ko

Abey Gadhe' nahi kahti isliye
short me kehti hain  A.G sunte ho...

Ek aadmi ki wife mar gayi

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Dost usko chup karne k baad: Tujhe kuch chahye?

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Admi: Jaldi Laptop le aa..

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Facebook pe status change kr k Single krna ha …

 

Husb and wife market ja rahe the Ek ladki ne Hello bola Wife kaun thi wo Husbund Dimag mat khao pehle hi pareshan hun ki use kya bataunga ki tu kaun hai.

Pati Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai Kya Patni Haa Par Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala Pati Roz Khane Me Kale Baal Milte Hai Aaj Safed Mile Hai .

Patni:Suno ji,Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kya Acha Lagta haiMeri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi,Pati:-Muje to yeh tere Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse Achhi Lagti hai..