पति पत्नी sms

शरीराच्या कोणत्या भागावर असलेल्या तिळाचे काय फळ मिळते.

* People who have moles on their left foot are expensive.

* People with a mole on the right foot are intelligent.


* People with mole on the left palm are expensive.


* If there is a mole on the right palm, then the person is strong.


* A person with a mole on his back has travel yoga

* A person with a mole on his stomach likes to eat.


* A person with a mole on the waist has to face constant difficulties.


* If there is a mole on the left side of the chest, there are constant arguments with the wife.


* People with moles on the right side of the chest are affectionate. He loves his wife very much.

* A person with a mole on the nose always has to travel. He always has to go somewhere for work.

* People with mole on the left hand are quarrelsome.


* A person with a mole on his right hand gets respect in life. These people hold a high position in society.

* A person with a mole on the neck always likes to relax and he gets a lot of comfort in life.

* A person with a mole on the ear is short-lived.

* If a person has a mole on his lips, he is engrossed in the thoughts of lust.

* If there is a mole on the left cheek, the cost of the person increases. 

* If a person has a mole on his right cheek, he becomes rich.

* If the mole is on the left eye, then the wife is quarrelsome. There is no happiness in married life.

* A man who has a mole on his right eyelid loves his wife very much.

* A man who has a mole on his chin does not love his wife sincerely.

* A person with a mole on the forehead is s

trong.

pati - patni funny sms

Wife Ne Pati Ke Gaal Pe Thappd Mar Kar Machhar mar Diya

Pati Gusse Se~Kyon Mara? ?
Wife: Mere Hote Hue Koi Dusra Tumhara Khoon Piye Ye Muje pasand Nahi.

Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy
K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.
.
Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha
K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi…

Pati aur Patni ke beech ladayi ho rahi thi!!

Patni chilla k boli: Hey bhagwan agar ye galat hey toh inko utha le...
aur Agar
me galat hu toh mujhe VIDHWA kar dey!!

 

 

 

Pati: Tere Baap ki Mazak karne ki adat gai nahi.

.

.

Biwi: Kyu, ab kya hua.......??

.

Pati: Aaj phir se puch rahe the
"Meri beti se shaadi karke khush ho na..??

Doctor:
Aap ka aur aap ki begum ka
Blood group aik hi he
Mariz: zahir he
15 saal se mera khoon pi rhi he
Aik hi hoga.



Pati: Chalo aaj chaye pine bhar chalte hain
patni: Kyun tumhe kya lagta hai mein chaye banate banate thak gayi hu
Pati: nahi mein cup plate dhote dhote thak gya hu.

Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hain,
vo sabke samne apne pati ko

Abey Gadhe' nahi kahti isliye
short me kehti hain  A.G sunte ho...

Ek aadmi ki wife mar gayi

.

Dost usko chup karne k baad: Tujhe kuch chahye?

.

Admi: Jaldi Laptop le aa..

.

Facebook pe status change kr k Single krna ha …

 

Husb and wife market ja rahe the Ek ladki ne Hello bola Wife kaun thi wo Husbund Dimag mat khao pehle hi pareshan hun ki use kya bataunga ki tu kaun hai.

Pati Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai Kya Patni Haa Par Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala Pati Roz Khane Me Kale Baal Milte Hai Aaj Safed Mile Hai .

Patni:Suno ji,Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kya Acha Lagta haiMeri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi,Pati:-Muje to yeh tere Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse Achhi Lagti hai.. 

 

navra bayko sms

Patni: How much you love me.
Husband: Even the marker is not finished.
Patni: I don't believe that you will love me even after you die.
Pati: Marker dekh le pata chal jaiga.



Pati: Socha Call Kar Loon Tum Miss Kar Rahi Hogi?
patni: 15 Min Pehle Jo Ladai Hui Thi Woh Kya Tha?
Pati: Are Teri Aisi Ki Tesi Phir Ghar Ka Number lag Gaya.




“Tu 'ho' Mhanali hotis Tevha Tuzya Dokyat Gulabache Phool Ghatle hote…

Aattahi phul Ghalavese Vatate g, Pan…
Kundi sakat ..




patni - lagnapurvi tumhi sarkhe majhymage dhavayche,
ani aata?
pati - aag vede,
bus milalyavar kuni tichya mage dhavte kay?




Aap Muje Kitna Pyar Krte Ho?
pati ”SHAH JAHAN” jtna!
Patni: Mare Marne k baad TAJ MAHAL banaoge?
Pati: Mene to Plot b le liya he dair to tum kr rhi ho.



patni: Itni Slow Awaz Me kis se baat kar rahe ho?
pati: Bahen se.
Patni: Bahen Se Itni Slow Awaz Me Bolne ki kya Zarorat Hai?
pati:
Tumhari Jo Hai.



nokar - Idli bana raha tha
patni: Tum itni badi idli kaise banate ho?
Nokar: I have an ideal banana or kapda.
Patni: Haramkhor ye meri bra hai.



pati:
Der Raat Ko Mera Sms Aaye
To Yu N Samjhna Mene Aapko Pareshan Kiya,
Iska Matlab H
Aap Wo Khas H, Jise Mene Apni Aankhe Band Karne Se Pahle Yad Kiya.

फेसबुकवर नविन खाते सुरु कसे करावे.

  You need an email account to start aFacebook  account first .

The first step in starting the journey of Facebook is to sign up for Facebook. Today we will seehow to start anew account onFacebook .



1. Open the page www.facebook.com.

2. Fill in the following information on the sign up form


a) Name
b) Last name
c) Your email address
d) Password for Facebook account
e) Gender (Mail / Female)
f) Date of your birth (  You must be 13 years of age or older to start aFacebook  account )

3. After providing this information, click on the Sign Up button.

4. Now go to the inbox of your email account and check the confirmation email. Click on the confirmation link in that email.

Welcome to Facebook Live.

विमा योजना ची गरज

To understand the need for insurance, consider the following:

Incident study

Ajay

35 is a bahuratriya vasaca and company ( MNCs ) have to work .

He has a ten year old son named Vijay

, डॉक्टरhe doctor one day

It 's a good idea

. Ajay's wife is a housewife , and his mother -

Waddle is retired and dependent

. Ajay has taken a home loan

And for the higher education of children

, For the winning line and for themselves

Is investing in retirement

. Vijay should get the best of everything

Be calm and your mother after retirement

- Like Wade, you are victorious

Ajay feels that he should not be dependent

. Until now, everything is invincible

It is going according to plan

. But consider what will happen in the following situation .

One day, on his way home from the office, Ajay had an accident

He died

. What will happen Of this family , victorious education ,

Of victory

, Who will take care of home loan etc. ? You

What does Ajay have to do to take care of his family in his absence?

Options are available

?

Now put yourself in Ajay's place and think of yourself and your family

You are an earner and if the above situation has to be overcome then you too

What will you do

? Don't worry !To confuse or frighten you

It is not our intention

. How much insurance is needed to study this case

This will help you to be aware of the above situation.

If so, Ajay has a solution to all his problems

. Once again to the above situation

Let's see how we can settle on insurance

.

Life insurance protects the family in case of untimely death of the earner

.

Ajay will have adequate life insurance coverage and life if he dies

The money raised from the insurance can help the family

. वि⁇ या⁇ या

The daily expenses of the family out of money

, The teaching of victory and the lawn and the lawn

Home loans can cover these expenses

.

After looking at the above situation

, You can understand that insurance , come on

Life insurance in place

, Can protect a person in unforeseen circumstances .

 

िवमा 􀃠हणजे काय?

िवमा हा िवमा कंपनी

(िवमाकतार्) आिण पॉिलसीधारक (संर􀍯क्षत) यां􀃍यातील एक

करार आहे

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