marathi jokes

Ek truck & popat yanchi dhadak hote, Popat beshudh padto.
Truck driver popatala ghari pinjryat thevto, {Popat shudhivar alyavar) Aila jail?
Driver mela ki kay.?


Ekda ek dukkara che pillu ani tyache Baba
kachara peti chya baher shi khaat astat.
Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante
" Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato
tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat
" E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"


Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain


Dagdu: Doctor sayeb, chashma lavlyavar mala vaachta yeil nhava?
Doctor: Ho tar, nakkich!
Dagdu: Lai zyak Doctor sayeb, nhaitar aadani mansaachi zindgi kaay kaamachi?


Sakharam tyachya baykocha antyavidhi atopun ghari parat jaat asto. Titkyat vij chamakte, dhag gadgadtaat ani jordaar paavsala suruvat hote.
Sakharam(nishwas takun): Var pohochli watate!


Chintu: Dada mala tabla gheun dya.
Dada: Nahi…tu sarvanna traas deshil.
Chntu: Mulich nahi Dada… mi sarv gharatale jhopale ki tabla wajavat jaail.