marathi sms

Ekda Ravan dr. kade gela Aani tyala mhanala - dr,mala lahan pana pasun Sandascha Trass
Aahe ,dr- barobar Aahe bhadyva tujhi 10 Tond 1 bocha trass honarch.

friend asava nehmi hasvnara, kadhi chidvnara,
tar kadhi chidnara,kadhi ragavnara,tari kadhi
hakkane oradnara,pan kadhi na visnara........

mansachi olakh swabhavatun asavi navatun nahi,
hasat thevnyachi jidd asavi dukh denyachi nahi,
natyana naste garaj paishyanchi odh aste ti fakt premachi.

mi tiche nav valuvar lihile ,mi tiche nav havevar lihile te udun gele ,
mi tiche nav hrudhayavar korle pan mala heart attack aala...

mi visarnar nahi tula, tu visaru nakos mala,
visar to ka kadhi kinara tya sagrala,
lakshat thev ya tujhya mitrala.............

kay mitra zoplas kay? jara baher ye ani bagh aapla chandoba mama
kasa tanun zoplay, baghitalas aata gharat jaun tyachi nakkal karu nakos ,
aaramat zop....

kahi god athavnit sathav mala ,maitricha hat hava asel tar aathav mala,
sukh asude tujh tujhya kade,dukh asel aavarjun pathav mala.....

chandrachi savli dokyavar ali ,chimuklya pavlani chandni aanganataali,
aani haluch kanat sangun geli , zopa aata khup ratra jhali......

athavni hya mungyanchya varulasarkhya asatat aat kiti ahet hyacha baherun andaj lavta yet
nahi pan ek nighali ki aka patho path saglya nightat......

vel zhali zopaychi majhi athavan kadhaychi tarach jhop yeil sukhachi, nahitar swapn padatil
bhutachi....

jivan aahe tithe athavan aahe,athavan aahe tithe bhavna aahet,
 bhavna aahet tithe maitri aahe ,  ani maitri aahe tithe ,
 nakkich tu aahes....

prem ani kavita yaat kay farak ahe ...
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jast vichar karu nakos
kavita mulgi ahe ani prem mulga ahe....

hasu nakos.

jagat changale mitra sahjasahji milat nahit ,
javl asatana matra ekmekashi patat nahit ,
kalat sar pan valat nahi,
kay aste maitri dur gelyashivay kalat nahi....

sakali sakali chimuklya pavlani soneri kirne angavar ali,
aani haluch kanat sangun geli ,
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utha aata jagala traas denyachi vel zali....
Good Morning..

 

गंपू - एका केळाची काय किंमत आहे?
केळीवाला - एक रुपयाला एक केळ.
गंपू : 60 पैशाला देणार का?
केळीवाला : 60 पैशात तर केळीचे साल मिळेल.
गंपू : तर हे घे 40 पैसे. केळ मला दे आणि साल तू ठेव.

Good morning sms

Janam apne hath mein nahi
Marna apne hath mein nahi
Per jeewan ko apne tarike se jina
apne hath mein hota hai
Masti karo muskurate raho
Sabke dilo mein jagah banate raho
Good Morning Dear

Suraj nikal raha he Purab se
Din shuru hua apki Yaad se
Kehna chahte he hum Apko dilse
Apka din accha jaye hamare Good Morning se…

Namaskar! Ye hamari “SURYA UTHEY” SMS saiwa hai.
Isme hum soay hue “aalsi logn” ko jagaty hain
aur baad me Gud Morning keh k khud so jaty hain.
Good Morning.!

Pyari si meethi si neend k baad,
Raat k kuch lamho k baad,
Subah k naye sunhare sapno k saath,
Duniya mein kuch apno k saath,
Aapko pyara sa SUBH PRABHAT

Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay,
Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay,
Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain,
Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay….

Bin savan barsat nahi hoti,
Suraj dube bina raat nahi hoti,
kya kare ab kuch aise halat hai,
aapki yaad aaye bina din ki shuruat nahi hoti.
Good Morning!

Na mandir na bhagwaan,
Na pooja na snaan,
Din hote hi hamara sabse pehala kaam
Ek pyara sa sms apne dost ke naam
“Good Morning”

Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko,
Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!
Good Morning

Subhah subhah suraj ka sath ho Aur Halki halki barsat ho
Aasman mein udti nanhe parindo ki aawaj ho
Hath mein chaye ka cup Aur yadon mein sirf aap ho
Us haseen subhah ki kya baat ho
Gud Morning

Pyari Si Sweet Nindiya Ke Baad,
Raat Ke kuch Sapno Ke Baad,
Subhah Ki Kuch Ummidon Ke Sath,
Aapko Pyaar Bhara…….
GOOD MORNING Hamari Duaon Ke Sath…

 

Phulon ki wadiyon me ho basera aapka,
Sitaron k aangan me ho savera aapka,
Dua hai ek dost ki dost k liye,
Humse bhi khoobsurat ho naseeb aapka.. :-)

Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein,
pyari si koyal ki awaaz,
pyari si hawaaon mein,
sabse pyare insaan aur sabse pyare dosto ko,
Good Morning!

 

 

Foolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai…,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai…,
Mubaarak ho Aapko nayi subhah…,
Tahe-Dil se Hamne ye Paigaam bheja hai..!!!

apka “MUSKURANA” har roz ho,
Kabhi chehra “KAMAL” to kabhi “ROSE” ho,
100 pal “KHUSHI” 1000 pal “MAUJ” ho,
Bas aisa hi din apka har “ROZ” ho.
Good Morning

Hum Itne Sweet Nahi, Ki Diabeties Hojaye!
Na Itne Salty Ki, B.P. Badha Jaye!!
Na Itane Testy Ki Maza Aajaye,
Par Itne Kadwe Bhi Nahi Ki Yad Na Aye!!!!

Gud Morning.

 

 

 

Janam Apne Hath Mein Nahi
Marna Apne Hath Mein Nahi
Per Jeewan Ko Apne Tarike Se Jina
Apne Hath Mein Hota Hai
Masti Karo Muskurate Raho
Sabke Dilo Mein Jagah Banate Raho
Good Morning Dear

Namaskar!
Ye Hamari “SURYA UTHEY” SMS Saiwa Hai.
Isme Hum Soay Hue “Aalsi Logn” Ko Jagaty Hain
Aur Baad Me Gud Morning Keh K Khud So Jaty Hain.
Good Morning

Kirpya Dhyan De Raat Ko Chali Hui
Night ExpressMorning Station Par Puchh Geyi He
Yatri Kirpya Uthne Ka Kasht Kare


Good
Morning!!

Utho Pyaare Dekho Savera
Tum Se Milne Ayea He
Suraj Ki Kirano K Sath
Tumhare Liye Hr Khushi Layea HeGud Morning

%_______I________%
%_____Wish_____%
%______You____%
%_____Möst_____%
%___Beutiful___%
%____GOOD_____%
%___Morning___%
HAVE A NICE DAY

 

vima

विमा

आजकालच्या धकाधकीच्या जीवनात खूपच अनिश्चितता आली आहे. कधी काय होईल हे सांगता येत नाही. खचाखच रहदारी असलेल्या रस्त्यावरून जाताना सर्व थरातली माणसे जीव मुठीत घेऊन जातात. मग ती पायी चालणारी माणसे असोत, सायकल-स्कूटर-मोटर सायकल वरची माणसे असोत, की कार मधील माणसे, आदल्या दिवशीपर्यन्त निरोगी जीवन जगणारा तरूण माणूस अपघातात दगावल्याची बातमी येते आणि कुटुंबात शोककळा पसरते.
लोकांना खरं तर चालायला आवडते, परंतु आजकाल रस्त्याच्या कडेने चालणे सुद्धा तितकेसे सोपे नसते. भारतातल्या कुटुंब पद्धतीत ब-याचदा एका माणसाच्या उत्पन्नावर घर चालत असते. आणि असा कमावता माणूस जर अपघातात गेला तर कुटुंब एकटे पडते. आणि न कमावणारा माणूस दगावला तरीही भावनेत गुंतलेले कुटुंब तुटते. मानसिक वेदनेतून जाते.
ह्यासाठी प्रत्येक व्यक्तीचा विमा उतरवणे ही खूप महत्त्वाची बाब ठरली आहे.

hindi jokes

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”


Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!



Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri…..



Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan……

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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…

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Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge…

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Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….



Excellent Mind
Masoom Chehra
Mithi Aawaz
Khubsurat Aankhe
Perfect Personality
Khushmizaj Andaz
Ye To Hui Meri Baat
Or Batao Aap Kaisy Ho ?…

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Ek ‘Aap’ Ho Kitne Achhe Ho
Kitne Bhole Ho
Kitne Pyare Ho
Kitne Smart Ho
Kitne Sweet Ho
Aur Ek ‘Hum’ Hain Ke
Jhooth Pe Jooth Bole Ja Rahe Hain…

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Hum Pagal Apke Picche
Aap Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Koi Or Pagal Hamare Picche
Wo B Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Hahaha
Saare Pagal Aage Picche…


Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.

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2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to……?


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Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha……
Aurr… ak din… usne ak gadda khod liya…..


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Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..
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WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?”
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!

Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay
Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay
Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay…


Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband
se hisse mein aate hai,
aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!!


Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they,
ab kyun nahi dete?
Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai!


Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Pati: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta….

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai….


A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”


Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Daya says salary sabko milti he
Darwaza main hi kyo
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Devdas & CID special
Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do
Wah wah
Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do
ACP ne kaha, Daya ye darwaza tod do

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CID returns
Raat k pehlu me Chand sitare chaye he
Raat k pehlu me chand sitare chaye he
Madam darwaja kholiye hum CID se aye hai
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Apake msg aane se milti he rahat.
Wah wah
Apake msg aane se milti he rahat.
Wah wah
CID ke baad dekhna na bhule aahat!

marathi jokes

Ek truck & popat yanchi dhadak hote, Popat beshudh padto.
Truck driver popatala ghari pinjryat thevto, {Popat shudhivar alyavar) Aila jail?
Driver mela ki kay.?


Ekda ek dukkara che pillu ani tyache Baba
kachara peti chya baher shi khaat astat.
Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante
" Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato
tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat
" E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"


Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain


Dagdu: Doctor sayeb, chashma lavlyavar mala vaachta yeil nhava?
Doctor: Ho tar, nakkich!
Dagdu: Lai zyak Doctor sayeb, nhaitar aadani mansaachi zindgi kaay kaamachi?


Sakharam tyachya baykocha antyavidhi atopun ghari parat jaat asto. Titkyat vij chamakte, dhag gadgadtaat ani jordaar paavsala suruvat hote.
Sakharam(nishwas takun): Var pohochli watate!


Chintu: Dada mala tabla gheun dya.
Dada: Nahi…tu sarvanna traas deshil.
Chntu: Mulich nahi Dada… mi sarv gharatale jhopale ki tabla wajavat jaail.



 

marathi sms

jivanat prem ekdach karayche astt
man kadhi kunach modaych nast
Jyane kela bharvsa tyachya Bhavnashi kadhi khelaych nast..




Na Sampnare akhand swapna asave ,na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet,grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet ,na magta sobat sath detil ase mitra asavet.





Asav konitari aadhar denar, dolyatil pani komal hatani pusnar,andhar vatevarti ha haat denare, pudhe jatach haluvarpane aathvan kadhnar.





tu boltana mi pahat basto tu hastana mi pahat basto .. khare tar tuze samorche dat kase kidlet yachach mi vichar karto.




Pahilya Premacha Reshmi Bandh,

Pahilya Paavsatla Mati Cha Gandh,

Tana-Manat Priticha spand,

Tuza Maza VarshanuVarsha cha Runanubandh.!




Tuzi ni mazi maitri ek gaath asavi,kontyahi matbhedla tithe vat nasavi,mazya sukhat hasavi tuzi aasve,tar tuzya dukhat ashru maze asavet.!




maitri hi kacha sarkhi najuk aste, tila jarahi dhkka lagla tar ti tutu shakate, mhanunach tar ti, vishwasawar tiku shakate



Prem hot ekdach aani ekashich aani mala fakt tujashich zhalay aahe aani shevat prayant tujashich rahnar.

marathi sms

Kalat-Nakalat kadhi julte MAITRI,

Suvas yacha jasa PAAVSATIL MAATI,

Bandhan mhanave ki RESHIMGATHI,

Koni nahi kunache tari jagto MITRASATHI.....

 

 

 

Maitri-

Ek swapn,

kadhihi n sampnare,

Ek satya,

kadhihi n mitnare,

Ek bhavana,

kadhihi n vijanari,

Ek vishwas

kadhihi n tutnara.

 

 

 

Maitri aapli manaat japli

kadhi savlit...

kadhi unhat tapli,

kadhi phoolaat.

kadhi katyat rutli,

tarihi ti.

mi manat japli

''MAITRI'' aapli.

 

 

 

 

 

Ghoda khato chane, gai khate chara..Laksha dya, Neat aika.
Ghoda khato chane, gai khate chara.
Mala jaudya na ghari, Aata vazale ki baara! ;-)