Monday 17 September 2012

hindi sms

Sardar Roz Subha 100 Ladkiya Mera Intezaar Krti Hein,

Pappu - Aree Vaha Wo Kese ?

Sardar- Meine Girls College Bus Ka Driver Hoo Naa.


Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…



Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri…..



Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan……



Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…




Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge…



kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai.
 surat se besharm lagta hoon,
pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri
surat tumse milte hai…………





Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum




Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.




Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,

2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”




Shair Arz Kiya Hai…
Zara Tawajo Chahiye…
Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam…
Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam
Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai…
Chahe Ge Tm Ko Dilo Jan Se Hum
Khuda Ki Qasam Ye Shair Bhe Khatam
Thora Aur Bura Maan Lo…


Best Sms Of 1947
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Tab Mobile Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!
Bas Sms Parhne Ki Jaldi Lagi Hoti Hai…
Why Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age Of 18 Yr
& Marriage In Age Of 21yr?
Govt Ko Ye Pata Hai K
Desh Sumbhalna Aasan Hai
Lekin Biwi Nahi…
Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe…
Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho
Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Hath Ho
Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath Ho Fir?
Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM …

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