माजा तुज्यावं भरोसा हाय

माजा तुज्यावं भरोसा हाय.......!!ध्रु!!
नाखवा गेलाय वारांडोलीला
अवचित सुटलाय वादळी वारा
सारा दर्या फेसाळला
लाटा भिड़ती आभालाला
अंधार पड़लाय काही दिसत नाय...
येता संकट उभी तू रहाय..
माजा तुज्यावं भरोसा हाय.......!!१!!
पोरा-बालांचा संसार माजा
दूर संकटी दर्या चा राजा
आई सांभाळ कर तू त्याचा र
ाख मान तुज्या भक्तांचा
तुज्याविना मला कोण आई...
तार णार मला हाय...
माजा तुज्यावं भरोसा हाय....!!२!!
नाखवा येऊ दे घरी परतुनी
पूंजा करीन तूजी जोर्यांशी
ओटी भरीन खन -नारलानी
आरती करीन मुद-कापरानी
मलवट भरिन तुज़ं धरुनी पाय..
येता संकट उभी तू रहाय..
माजा तुज्यावं भरोसा हाय....!!३!!
संगती घेउन जगदीश बंदवाला
आम्ही येऊ तुजे जत्रला
नवस फेडींन तुजे होमाला
मी नाचन गं पालखीला
परशुराम कवन गाय ...
येता संकट उभी तू रहाय..
माजा तुज्यावं भरोसा हाय....!!४!!

प्रियकर प्रेयसी sms

प्रियकर: प्रिये मी तुला माझ्या ह्या हृदयाच्या कप्प्यात बंद केले आहे...
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प्रेयसी: सोन्या...., बंद कशाला केलंयस..
मी तिथून जाणार थोडीच आहे...!!...
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प्रियकर: नाही ग... ...बाकीच्या कप्प्यातल्या मुली बघशील ना म्हणून..

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प्रियकर : प्रिये माझ तुझ्यावर अगदी मना पासून प्रेम आहे.
प्रेयसी : Sorry पण माझ प्रेम 'महेश' वर आहे. त्याने कालच BMW विकत घेतली आहे....!
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प्रियकर : अरे रे मी उगाचच काल ५० किलो कांदे विकत आणले..... :(
प्रेयसी : अरे 'शोन्या.....' मी तर मजा करत होते माझ प्रेम तर फक्त आणि फक्त तुझ्यावरच आहे.


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प्रियकर : प्रिये तू आता फार बदलली आहेस.
प्रेयसी : का रे..? तुला अस का वाटत...?
प्रियकर : आजकाल मी तुझ चुंबन घेत असताना तू डोळे नाही बंद करत. :(
प्रेयसी : मागच्या वेळी बंद केले होते तेव्हा पर्स मधून १०० रुपये गायब होते. X-( :D :D :D

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आयटम : जानू, तू मला चांदण्यात फिरायला ने ना

पक्क्या दुसरया दिवशी रॉकेट घेऊन आला,

आयटम : जानू, रॉकेट कशाला आणलस?
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पक्क्या : ( वैतागून ) : तुला चांदण्यात फिरायचंय ना, ह्यावर बस, मी वात पेटवतो, एकटीच ये फिरून.....

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प्रियकर : तू माझ्याशी लग्न करशील का..?
प्रेयसी : नाही.
प्रियकर : का..?
प्रेयसी : माझ्या घरचे होकार नाही देणार.
...प्रियकर : कोण कोण आहे तुझ्या घरी..?
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प्रेयसी : एक नवरा आणि दोन मुले... :O


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ब्रेकअप च्या वेळी प्रियकर आणि प्रेयसी मधील संभाषण.
प्रेयसी : तुला माझ्या सारखी मुलगी शोधून देखील नाही सापडणार... X-(
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प्रियकर : शांत हो स्वीटहार्ट.... मला तूच आवडतच नाहीस, त्यामुळे तुझ्या सारखी मुलगी शोधायचा प्रश्नच येत नाही...? ;)

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मंग्या आपल्या नव्या आयटम बरोबर गाडीने फिरत होता, मधेच तिला जवळ घ्यायला बघत होता, पण ती बघत नव्हती.

काही वेळाने ती म्हणाली आता मी तुला जागा दाखवते जिथे माझ appendix च ऑपरेशन झाल होत..

मंग्या एकदम खुश होऊन सावरून बसला, एक डोळा तिच्या कडे....
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एवढ्यात आयटम ओरडली, अरे थांब थांब, ते बघ ' मंगेशकर हॉस्पिटल ' , इथेच माझ appendix च ऑपरेशन झाल होत!!

विचार करा आणि श्रीमंत व्हा

It is said that a person has to become rich by thinking before he can become rich by money. Once the idea of ​​making money comes to mind, that idea must be firmly established. If we can combine this, why are we poor? Such a question will not be present.

A little girl asked her mother, 'Mom, why don't you have money?' The mother said, 'Because we are poor. The girl again asked her mother, 'Why are we poor?' Now the mother thought. She did not know what to say. She just kept looking at the girl.

Today, tens of millions of people are searching for the answer. Are trying to eradicate poverty. Dreaming of becoming rich. Some of them get to see the dream of wealth come true. But many live in poverty and die in poverty.

So what are the very few people who get rich doing? What might they be thinking to get rich? This question can be answered in a single sentence. It means 'poor man does not think like rich ..' Before a man becomes rich with money, he has to become rich with thought. 'Thought' is a great force.

There is a great writer named 'Napoleon Hill'. He has named his book 'Think and Grow Rich'. 'Think and grow! 'Or' Think and get rich, 'is its simple meaning. It is worth noting that he did not name his book 'Work hard and get rich'. Millions of copies of his book in every country. Thousands of people became rich by reading his book. Because they knew that in order to be rich, they must first think of wealth. First of all, the seed of thoughts should fall in the head. All further travel depends on it.

For that, we have to think about how the seed of wealth will fall on the ground called brain. It is also important to think about what can help. Then we have to check what we are saying, what we are hearing, what we are reading. Because your words are a great help in getting rich.

Much depends on what we are talking about. If you are not talking about money, check it out. Because we are going to think the way we talk and the way we are going to think. It happens as we think. So the first step towards wealth will be the 'step of thought'.

If we think only about money and wealth, then all mothers will teach their children the lessons of wealth. Then ask any child 'Why are we poor?' No need to ask such a question. 'Why are we poor?' The question that may arise is, 'How can we become rich?' This question will be present. Only after this question did the revolution really begin to take place. Because when the idea of ​​making money comes to mind, you have to have strong faith in that idea. Because the real revolution will not be based on mere dreams or mere imagination.

Real revolution is about believing. The thing you want to do has already happened. You have to have strong faith in it. Faith has brought about many miracles in the world. So after the idea, the thing of faith becomes important.

Once the dream is replaced by faith, one gets the courage to overcome endless difficulties. Confidence wakes up. 'Money is an idea,' it is believed. The bigger and richer our idea, the richer we are. If our idea is poor, we will remain poor. So you need a rich idea of ​​money.

If you have a rich idea, you can turn it into a business. So in the beginning, the 'B' of earning money should be formed in the mind. That is the way to build trust. Only then will the journey to true wealth begin.

दरमहा रु. ९,०००/- कमवा :

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मोबाईलवर SMS वाचून पैसे कमवा

आपल्या मोबाईलवर इतर वेळी अनेक जाहिरातींचे sms येत असतात. आणि त्याबदल्यात आपल्याला काय मिळतं!? काहीही नाही! तर केवळ मनस्ताप! आता समजा असा मनस्ताप मिळण्याऐवजी आपल्याला त्याबदल्यात पैसे मिळणार असतील तर!? नक्कीच! अशावेळी आपला जाहिरातदारांकडे पाहण्याचा दॄष्टिकोण बदलून जाईल. शिवाय ज्या जाहिरातींच्या बदल्यात आपल्याला पैसे मिळणार आहेत, त्या सर्व जाहिराती आपल्या आवडीला आणि आपल्या वेळेला अनुसरुन अशाच असतील.
तर आपल्या मोबाईलवर sms वाचण्यासाठी पैसे कसे मिळवयाचे ते मी तुम्हाला आज सांगणार आहे. तुम्ही  mginger या वेबसाईटवर मोफत रजिस्टर करा.  प्रत्येक पायरी व्यवस्थित भरा . कारण बरेच लोक रजिस्ट्रेशनची अर्धवट प्रक्रियाच पूर्ण करतात!

असे साईन अप करा
१. या इथून आपण mginger या वेबसाईटवर जाऊ शकतो.
२. त्यानंतर आलेल्या पानावर SignUp for free नावाचं बटण आहे. त्यावर  क्लिक करा.
३. SignUp चा रजिस्ट्रेशन फॉर्म आला आहे. तिथे तुमचे नाव, आडनाव आणि ई मेल पत्ता  टाका.
४. त्यानंतर ज्या मोबाईल नंबरवर  जाहिरातींचे sms हवे आहेत, तो मोबाईल नंबर टाका.
५. आता Gender, Marital Status आणि Birthday टाका.
६. एखादं हवं असेल ते युजरनेम (टोपणनाव) निवडा, पासवर्ड निवडा . दिलेल्या पासवर्डची पुन्हा एकदा खात्री करा. आणि मग शेवटी दिलेल्या Create My Account या बटणावर क्लिक करा.
७. त्यानंतर तुम्ही Upgrade या पानावर पोहचलेले असाल. आणि तुमच्या मोबाईलवर ‘Message’ कडून एक sms देखील आला असेल. आला नसेल तर थोडी वाट पहा. तो लगेच तुमच्या मोबाईलवर येईल. मेसेजचं नंतर बघा ! तोपर्यंत तुम्ही Upgrade हे पान भरायला सुरुवात करा.
८. ‘ज्याच्या नावानं mginger ने आपण कमावलेले पैसे पाठवावेत असं तुम्हाला वाटतं’, त्याचं नाव त्या तिथे टाका. शक्यतो तुमचंच नाव टाका.
९. पत्ता द्या. त्यानंतर त्याखाली विचारलेली माहिती जमेल तेव्हढी भरत रहा. आणि मग शेवटी Save या पर्यायावर क्लिक करा.
१०. आता तुम्ही Invite या पानावर आला असाल. एक गोष्ट लक्षात घ्या की, तुमच्या मोबाईलवर प्राप्त होणार्‍या प्रत्येक sms साठी तुम्हाला २० पैसे मिळणार आहेत. तुम्ही बोलावल्यानंतर तुमच्या नेटवर्क मध्ये सामिल झालेल्या मित्राच्या मोबाईलवर sms आल्यावर दरवेळी तुम्हाला त्यासाठी १० पैसे मिळणार आहेत. इतकंच नाही तर तुमच्या नेटवर्क मधील मित्राच्या नेटवर्क मधे जितके काही मित्र असतील त्या प्रत्येकाच्या मोबाईलवर sms आल्यावर तुम्हाला त्याचे ५ पैसे मिळतील. आणि तुम्ही तुमच्या नेटवर्क मध्ये असे कितीही मित्र जोडू शकता. त्यासाठी Invite हे पान तुम्हाला मदत करेल. तुम्ही यशस्वीरित्या बोलावलेल्या प्रत्येक मित्रामागे तुम्हाला २रु. मिळतील. म्हणजे यासाठी तुमच्या मित्राने त्याचा फोन व्हेरिफाय करणं आवश्यक आहे. तुम्ही दिलेला फोन नंबर हा तुमचाच कशावरुन!? त्यासाठी तुम्हालाही तुमचा मोबाईल नंबर व्हेरिफाय करावा लागणार आहे.
११. आता तुम्ही तुमचा मोबाईल व्हेरिफाय करा.  तुमच्या मोबाईलवर स्टेप ७ मध्ये सांगितल्याप्रमाणे जो sms आला होता, त्या sms मध्ये सांगितल्यानुसार तुम्ही वागणे. आलेला sms  तुम्ही दिलेल्या नंबरला फॉरवर्ड करा. आणि  मग तुमचा मोबाईल व्हेरिफाय होइल! (कदाचीत +919945999459 हा तो नंबर असेल, एकदा आपला sms वाचून हा नंबर पडताळून पहा. पण शेवटी तुमच्या sms मध्ये दिलेल्या नंबरवर तुम्हाला आलेला sms जसाच्या तसा फॉरवर्ड करायचा आहे.)
१२. स्टेप ३ मध्ये दिलेला ई-मेल पत्ताही तुम्ही आता तुमच्या ई-मेल अकाऊंटवर जाऊन व्हेरिफाय करा. दिलेल्या लिंक वर क्लिक केल्यानंतर  तुमचा ई-मेल पत्ता व्हेरिफाय होइल. (तुम्हाला जर ईमेल पत्ता व्हेरिफाय करताना काही अडचण आली, तर काही काळजी करु नका. ते तितकंसं आवश्यक नाही, पण केलेलं बरं! फोन नंबर व्हेरिफाय करणं मात्र आवश्यक आहेच आहे!)
१३. तुमचा फोन नंबर व्हेरिफाय केल्याच्या मोबदल्यात तुम्हाला तुमच्या mginger अकाऊंट मध्ये ३रु. मिळतील . तर email address व्हेरिफाय करण्याच्या मोबदल्यात  १रु. मिळेल.
१४. mginger वापरुन पैसे कमवायला  तुम्ही आता सुरुवात करा.

पैसे कमवा
तुम्हीही असे पैसे कमवू शकता. तुमचं नेटवर्क वाढवत जा आणि मग तुमचे पैसेही वाढत जातील. एकदा हे सारं केल्यानंतर तुम्हाला तुमच्या मोबाईलवर sms येत जातील, तुमच्या खात्यात पैसे जमा होत जातील. mginger या वेबसाईटवर जाऊन तुम्ही तुमच्या खात्यात किती पैसे झाले आहेत हे कधिही तपासून पाहू शकता. एकदा तुमच्या खात्यात ३०० रु. जमा झाले, की ते तुमच्या नावचा चेक, तुम्ही दिलेल्या पत्त्यावर पाठवून देतील. अशाप्रकारे कोणतंही अतिरिक्त काम न करता तुम्ही पैसे कमवू शकता. त्यासाठी mginger हा आपल्यासाठी एक चांगला पर्याय आहे.

येथे क्लिक करा : mGinger वर जोईन व्हा

<a href="http://mGinger.com/signup.html?inviteId=6792865">
 <img src="http://imgcdn.mginger.com/img/banner/mg468x60_green.png"/>

फेसबुक म्हणजे नेमके काय आहे?

Facebook ही एक सोशल नेटवर्किंगची सुविधा देणारी website (संकेतस्थळ) आहे. मित्रमैत्रिणींशी अथवा आपल्या ओळखीच्या व्यक्तींमध्ये संपर्कात राहण्यासाठी समूह  करण्याच्या दृष्टीने बनविलेली हे website आहे. 13 वर्षावरील कुणीही या वेबसाइटवर आपले मोफत खाते उघडू शकतो. या करिता फक्त आपला चालू ई-मेल त्यांना कळविणे आवश्यक आहे. एकदा का आपण Facebook वर आपले खाते उघडले की मग या खात्याद्वारे आपण Facebook वरील इतर खात्यांबद्दल माहिती शोधू शकता. जसे आपण आपल्या खात्यामधून आपल्या एखाद्या मित्रमैत्रिणीचे Facebook मधिल खाते पाहू शकता. साहजिकच या करीत त्या आपल्या मित्रमैत्रिणीचे Facebook वर खाते असणे आवश्यक आहे.

ज्या प्रमाणे दुसर्‍याला फोन करताना आपल्याकडे तसेच त्या दुसऱ्याकडे फोन असणे आवश्यक आहे, तसेच त्याचा फोन क्रमांक आपल्याला माहीत असणे आवश्यक आहे. तसेच Facebookवर इतरांचा शोध घेताना त्यांचे देखिल Facebook वर खाते असणे आवश्यक आहे.

आपण आपल्या Facebook च्या खात्यामधून दुसर्‍याचे Facebook खाते शोधल्यानंतर त्यामध्ये त्यासाठी आपण आपला संदेश ठेवू शकतो, आपण आपले फोटो देखिल एकमेकांना दाखवू शकता. तसेच आपण इथे आपण एखाद्या समारंभ अथवा कार्यकमाची माहिती इतरांना कळवू शकता.

Facebook वर आपण आपल्याला हव्या असल्याप्रमाणे आपले समूह तयार करू शकतो. समूहाचा फायदा असा की भविष्यामध्ये जर आपल्याला एखादा संदेश अनेकांना पाठवायचा असल्यास आपण जर तसा समूह तयार केला असल्यास फक्त त्या समूहाला संदेश पाठविल्यास तो आपोआप त्या समूहातील सर्वांना मिळतो. आपल्या मित्रमैत्रिणींचा समूह तयार करण्यासाठी आपण त्यांना Facebook वर शोधू देखिल शकतो तसेच जर त्यांचे Facebook वर खाते नसेल तर त्यांना Facebook वर खाते उघडण्यासाठीचा ई-मेल पाठवून त्यांना आमंत्रण देखिल करू शकतो.

मोबाईलमधील एसएमएस प्रमाणेच त्वरित संदेश आदानप्रदान करण्यासाठी Facebook एक चांगली website आहे.

तुमचे फेसबूक अकाउंट Delete करायाचे आहे.

 तुम्हाला या सोशल नेटवर्किगचा कंटाळा आला.तर तुम्ही तुमचे फेसबूक अकाउंट Deactivate / Delete करू शकता.

हे कसे कराल?

१)तुमच्या फेसबूक अकाउंट वर लॉग-इन व्हा.

२)तुमच्या प्रोफाईलवर तुम्हाला उजव्या कोपर्‍याला ‘Account’ नावाचा पर्यांय दिसेल,त्यातील ‘Account Settings’ मध्ये जावून Deactivate Account समोरील Deactivate वर टिचकी द्या.

३)असे केल्यावर फेसबूक कडून तुम्हाला अकाउंट Deactivate करण्याचे कारण विचरले जाईल.एकतर तुम्ही दिलेल्या पर्यांयातून एक निवडा अथवा स्वत:चे कारण काय ते सांगा.

४)कारण लिहून झाल्यावर Deactivate Button वर टिचकी द्या.

५)असे केल्यावर तुम्हाला confirmation चे पान दिसेल ज्यावर तुम्हाला परत एकदा खरेच तुम्हाला तुमचे फेसबूक अकाउंट terminate करायचे आहे का?असे विचारले जाईल.

धन्यवाद.

पैसे कमवा आणी वाढवा

**** आपल्या सर्वांनाच खूप खूप पैसे कमवायचे असतात. पण त्यासाठी नक्की काय करावे याबाबत मनात गोंधळ असतो. त्यासाठी पुढील गोष्टींचा उपयोग होईल असे वाटते.****

1) स्वत:च्या ख-या गरजा ओळखा- आपण उत्साहाच्या भरात कधी कधी अनावश्यक गोष्टींचीही खरेदी करतो. हे टाळण्यासाठी महिन्याच्या जमाखर्चाचे अंदाजपत्रक बनवणे व त्याप्रमाणे खर्च करणे हा एक उपाय आहे.

2) आर्थिक नियोजन करा- ब-याच जणांना आर्थिक नियोजन कंटाळवाणे वाटते किंवा आहेच किती उत्पन्न/बचत असाही विचार केला जातो. कर भरायच्या वेळेसच अनेक जण आर्थिक सल्ला घेतात. जर योग्य नियोजन असेल तर थोड्या उत्पन्नातही मोठी गुंतवणूक होऊ शकते.

3) जोडव्यवसाय करायचा विचार करा- आपली नोकरी/व्यवसाय याशिवाय जिथे तुमची उपस्थिती आवश्यक नसेल असा एखादा जोडव्यवसाय करा.

4) दुस-या पिढीतील उत्पन्न वापरा- तुमचा पगार हे पहिल्या पिढीतील उत्पन्न मानले तर त्यातील गुंतवणुकीवर मिळणारा परतावा हे दुस-या पिढीतील उत्पन्न होय.

5) अशक्य परताव्याची अपेक्षा ठेवू नका- शेअर बाजारात तेजी-मंदीची चक्रे येतात. तुमच्या आर्थिक सल्लागाराशी विचारविनिमय करून वास्तविक परताव्याची अपेक्षा ठेवा.

6) कर्ज घेऊ नका व घेतल्यास लवकर फेडून टाका- कुठलेही कर्ज, ग्रहकर्ज धरून घेऊच नका व घेतल्यास लवकर फेडून टाका .

7) पैसे वेगवेगळ्या साधनांमध्ये गुंतवा- आपण गुंतवणुकीचाही तोल सावरायला हवा. म्हणजे शेअर्स, म्युच्युअल फंड्स, पोस्ट, सोने अशा निरनिराळ्या साधनांमध्ये पैसे गुंतवा.

8) लवकर सुरुवात करा- जे लवकर बचतीला सुरुवात करतात त्यांना पुढे आयुष्यात आर्थिक संकटांना तोंड द्यावे लागण्याची शक्यताही कमीच असते.

9) पुरेसे विमा संरक्षण घ्या- ‘मला काय होणार’, ‘पुढे बघू’ असा विचार करू नका. आपल्यावर अवलंबून असणाºया व्यक्तींप्रमाणे पुरेसे विमा संरक्षण घ्या.

10) गरजेप्रमाणे आर्थिक नियोजन बदला- लग्न न झालेल्या मुलाच्या आर्थिक गरजा व एक मूल असलेल्या माणसाच्या आर्थिक गरजा नक्कीच वेगळ्या असतील. त्याप्रमाणे आपले आर्थिक नियोजनही बदला.

हिन्दी शेर शायरी( Hindi sher shayri )

Lion: No one is more beautiful than flowers, no one is deeper than the ocean! How can I compliment you now, there is no one as unworthy as you among friends !!


Lion: What is Taj Mahal? I will build a palace of diamonds for you! Mumtaz Mahal was buried dead, I will bury you alive !!

Lion: What a cool air running rally, cow grass eating rally! Dog bark kar rela hai, Shana send SMS rela hai, lid sms read rela hai !!


Lion: The girls in the company are beautiful and lonely too! The only problem is that they are read only !!


Lion: Apun dono ki dosti ekdam zhakas, zakas bole to apun heera tu moti, apun sabji tu roti, apun pani tu tanki, apun tarzan tu monki !!


Sher: I only wanted to scare, so what was the need to show my face! What would take the life of a child, what was the need to smile like this !!


Lion: May my SMS find refuge in your inbox! Whoever does not reply to me, his mobile will be destroyed !!


Lion: Burnt is called fire, extinguished is called ash! The thing that is missing in you is called mind !!


Lion: Dark road, deserted cemetery! Soon mansion black sky, night is gone, go devil !!


Lion: Look, your soul is happy, there was a shortcoming, it was fulfilled! Crazy to say, the last breed of dinosaur is over !!

Lion: If you ask for the moon, I will give you the moon, if you ask for the night, I will give you the night! Dil mange dil de doon, jaan mange, bas yaar, mangne ​​ki bhi koi had hoti hai !!

Lion: Cloudy clouds in the valleys, secretly waiting for the mountain! The police arrest you for your deeds !!


Lion: Go message, you become a rose, there will be true friendship, the answer will come! If you don't come, don't be sad, they don't have time for us to understand !!


Sher: Answer to your shayari, we will give in shayari! Your name is written, in the diary of your heart !!


Sher: What a wonderful way to screw people over. By sitting next to people's wives for hours, they explain the benefits of their husband's death !!


Sher: If you are crazy, you will call as soon as you read the SMS! If you are stupid then SMS, and if you are stingy then keep quiet !!


Lion: Are you too weird man, how close you are to my heart! You don't meet or send SMS, are you even poorer than me?


Lion: Get up in the morning and do two things 1) worship so that you can live, and 2) take a bath so that everyone can live !!


Sher: You have high hopes, a ray of hope in your heart! Where to send new SMS every day, what factory have we set up?


Lion: I wish you had chicken pox stains on your face! The moon is you, the stars would be with you !!


Sher: Tumko dekha ... Tumko dekha ... Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya! New goods came in stock of lunatics !!
Lion: After my death, my friend, don't shed tears! If you miss me a lot, come straight up !!


Lion: You come right off the right, but miss you! When you breathe in there, the stench comes here !!


Sher: If someone else happened to you on the ground, there will be a complaint from the Lord! One is not tolerated, the other will come, what will be the condition !!


Lion: Teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera hai, teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera! Get bald, do it in the morning !!


Lion: I would do everything for you, but I had work to do! I would drown for you, but I had a cold !!


Lion: Oh my dear, my dear friend, you will always be a stubborn young man! Because God be merciful, donkey wrestler !!

Lion: A gust of fresh air came, fragrance brought with you! This thought came to my heart, it seems you have not taken a bath even today !!

Lion: Someone does it during the day, someone does it at night! Sometimes it takes half an hour, sometimes it takes two hours! What? Mobile charging !!

Sher: Just look up, if there was a desire to scare us! We would just faint, what was the need to smile !!


Lion: Rainy night, wet girl, wet body, wet locks, wet lips, look! I thought, tomorrow he will have 100% cold !!


Lion: Just for you I will break the moon and stars, leave the bread and cloth to the house! Hey friend, that's enough, let me tell a few more lies !! Lion: Every moment will pass, exam will come in a few moments! Right now, read two lines, otherwise will your father-in-law get it done !!


Lion: Keep space for us in your heart, not in your mind! It can be dangerous to keep us in mind, because we are mind blowing !!


Lion: As many stars as there are in the sky, as many gestures in the eyes! You have as many loose screws as there are shores of the ocean !!


Lion: There are so many items in front of you, never pick us up! On our love icon, you ever double click !!


Lion: TV in the hand of the blind, radio in the hand of the deaf, microphone in the hand of the dumb! And mobile in your hand, wow what a time has come !! Lion: Drink as much water, sherbet, juice, cola, whiskey, vodka, rum as you want today! Because two diapers are free with every diaper pack !! Sher: Don't donate donated SMS further, fill your inbox with these! Don't forget our SMS, it's not a virus that you authenticate











Lion: smoldering body, trembling lips, trembling body, staggering voice! I knew these symptoms were malaria !!


Sher: I have just turned on the PC of love, how many files should I put on my heart's hard disk? Remove the error from your face, just tell the password of the heart !!


Lion: I thought I would wait for you at every turn! But ... but ... but ... the fucking road turned out to be straight !!


Lion: It was moonlit night, I was sleeping, someone knocked on the door! I thought my heart came, opened the door and saw the electricity bill came !!


Sher: If alcohol is made, then it becomes makhane, if it becomes husn, then it becomes crazy! There is something in you, not just madhouses !!


Sher: Hum hain rahi pyaar ke, don't talk to us We slept where we got the bed !!

Lion: What the ocean said to the waves, what the tree said to the leaves, what the flowers said to the buds! That’s what I tell you ... oh let the wind come !!

Sher: Ikhtiyare Tabassum ki lau ko, tarannume jahan se agah dena! When it makes sense, explain it to me too !!

Lions: Birds, rivers, gusts of wind, no border, stop them! They have left today after a while, they rarely leave the house after taking a bath !!


Sher: Kyun ye haal banaya hai, na make up na balon ko sajay hai! These come again and again on your face, you have put a lot of tresses on your head !!


Lion: Heart has given, life will give you, heart has given, life will give you! Abe, after giving my heart, will my life be saved, whatever I give !!


Lion: Tussi is great, Rasgulle is a plate! Cola is the crate, egg is the omelette! Straight like Jalebi, but be my favorite !!


Lion: The candle of hope is lit in the heart, its different world has settled! With the hope that your SMS will come, I have my eye on your mobile !!

Sher: Aisi ho dosti hamari ki tu har rah har dagar mein! Even if I die, then for the sake of friendship, you meet in the nearby grave !!

Lion: If there is life then there are dreams, if there are dreams then there are floors, if there are floors then there are paths, if there are paths then there are difficulties, if there are difficulties then - I am !!


Lion: How are you? Have fun? How is your health No pain in the finger, right? Eye ok too? Places of mind? Amazing man, then you can do SMS !!


Lion: I chant in the temple, I do etiquette in the mosque! Don't become a god from a human being, that's why I commit a sin every day by texting you !!


Lion: The light of your friendship is such that light is visible everywhere! I think I should cut off the electricity of the house, nowadays the fucking bill comes a lot !!


Lion: There are three kinds of happy people in the world, who get true love, get good friend, and who get my sms again and again !!


Lion: Friendship from The, Heart from The, Pain from The, Humor from The, Madness from The! But don't go so far from D that you can't even send SMS from S and call from A !!


Sher: Ai dost tu bhi likha kar shayari, meri tarah bhi naam ho jayega People will throw eggs and tomatoes, then the vegetable of the night will be arranged !!


Lion: When God made you, the moment of confusion came! Sometimes the donkey wanted to make a monkey, in the end he liked the mix of the two !!



Lion: The scattering of your locks on your face makes you injured! Don't leave your hair open, otherwise people will seek refuge from your lice !!


Lion: We keep thinking when the girls are in the local train! Why don't people call it freight train instead of local train?

Lion: Take care of the heart when the feeling of distance bothers you! And when you remember the last moment, turn your mind off !!


Sher: When you remember our phone call! As soon as you pick up the phone, don't say, who are we !!

Lion: Listen, you are my life now, no one will become my wife except you! If you ever cheat, know I will give my own with a knife !!

Lion: Go and greet my friend by SMS, thank him if he saves! If you delete it, say Bewafa, and if you don't read it, take one rupee !!

Lion: Ever since I fell in love with him, Knight has stopped sleeping! The gentle beauty of your face, broke my kind heart !!

Lion: That leaf was flying desperately in the air, that leaf was swinging happily in the air! How many stories should I make now, the wind has stopped and the leaf has fallen !!

Lion: Learn from the sun to sink by giving light, learn from us to take pain by giving heart! You break your heart with cruelty, learn not to send SMS by yourself !!

Sher: Tu mere dil mein aise samai hai! Like a buffalo has entered a millet field !!

Lion: I pray to God, may my friend find his destination! If it gets dark in his path, let him burn anyone except me for light !!

Lion: This is the eye or the blue lake, this is the eye or the blue lake! Dude, what a big deal !!

Sher: Ishq na karo yaaron ye ek merj hai! So stay away from our talk and love, eat plenty, drink and have fun !!

Lion: After marriage, every wife walks more at home! No matter how hard she tries to keep quiet, she gets jealous of her husband !!

Lion: You are not a dream come true, you need my love! Come on, let's get married, you are a problem for your family anyway !!

Lion: Tears are not shed without pain, relationships are not maintained without love! Enough woman salvation, now slaps are not eaten in love !!

Lion: What do boys want, a girl who gives love, one who cooks, one who earns money! And such luck that the three could not get together !!

Lion: Let my heart come to you, there is no such thing in you! So to make your life a paradise, sweetheart is not my capacity !!

Lion: Don't forget about the woman's affair, man, when the woman kicks you will remember us! On behalf of the Men's Rescue Committee, released in the public interest !!

Sher: Like every husband, Shah Jahan has also fulfilled the duty of love! In the joy of Biwi’s departure, a luxurious Taj Mahal has been built !!

Sher: In your life, there is only jam now, your morning starts when it is evening! Don't be happy dude, I work in a beer bar !!

Lion: The pen of the heart in your memory, writes this beautiful message! In every beautiful girl nowadays, we see your face !!

Lion: We can't turn the winds, we can't break the threads of friendship! You have borrowed so much from us that you cannot leave even if you want to !!

Sher: After a while, we had a chance to make love! And our ruthless lover was bent on getting married then !!




Lion: Thought to sell myself today, buy all the happiness for you! But today there is a strike of scavengers, where should I go to sell myself !!

Lion: We punish our friends badly for not remembering! Now stop hitting with shoes, just sniff your socks !!

Lion: You are the moon of the sky for me, my nights are brighter than you! By saying this to Mehbooba, we save electricity every day !!

Sher: How are you missing me, just smiling! If I miss you, it seems that you are standing in front and shaking your horn !!

Lion: Not every path has a destination, not every relationship has a name! Discovered by the light of your heart, it is not easy to catch aliens by the way !!

Sher: Thought I should build Taj Mahal, but not Mumtaz, then why build? Mumtaz Mili, bid to build Taj Mahal, I said bring money from your father !!

Lion: The end of love has been found, blood has come from the mouth with broken arms and legs! When I reached the hospital, the nurse said, bring a stretcher, someone's lover has come !!

Lion: There is a strange game in the four walls of the college, hearts are united in sports! That is why every year the child fails !!

Lion: This is the condition of the heart in your love, this is the condition of the heart in your love! The heart is rich, but the pocket is poor !!

Lion: It is night time, the temple is close, I have brought a message for you! Change as many old shoes as there are in the house, I have also changed !!
Lion: There is a strange longing for you in my heart! From the day my wife ran away with the neighbor !!

Lion: Dogs have become our friends, wandering around their streets! We didn't get that, but we became the lords of dogs !!

Lion: Girls 'tantrums, girls' tantrums, pink lips, hair scattered! Thanks to their kindness, we are stumbling every now and then !!

Lion: The boy asks his sweetheart, is it a sin to love? The boy's friend speaks in his ear, Abe is running away, his father is behind !!

Lion: Silver horse, gold bridle, salute to the reader of SMS! Whiskey drinkers, sometimes drink water, Phokat's SMS readers, never SMS !!

Lion: I want to kiss these delicate lips, I want to kiss these delicate lips! But your runny nose changed the intention !!

Lion: Don't be surprised if the mosquito bites, don't be surprised if the mosquito bites! Unknowingly right, you are donating blood !!

Lion: What can I say, this state of heart, if you are away, your wait is annoying! Whenever I miss you, I get a high fever !!

Lion: You all are my life ... and ... and ... and ... damn such a life !!

Lion: You say I will die, I will be wiped out, I will be looted! But if I can't get you to do all this, then I will definitely call you Aashiq or the right ass !!

Lion: I was annoyed with friends, I was happy when I started burying! A few months were spent in the grave, when friends died and started coming here too !!

Lion: Teasing is the style, the girl is proud to tease! Unfortunately, those who do not tease, useless payments that do not force teasing !!

Sher: Aashiq hoon vagara na samjna, circus ka joker na samjna! To be happy if you like lions, otherwise I am a poet, don't understand Ghalib !!

Lion: Not before death, not after death, why don't I remember you! Maybe you will be lacking, we are already ruined !!

Sher: If you look with the wrong eye, you will see evil everywhere! If you look with the right eye, then every beautiful girl will see you as a sister-in-law !!

Lion: When you got angry, we thought you would refuse! Now think, no matter if you are not Sanam, we will take someone else's leash !!

Sher: What a beautiful day, when we used to cash in on love! Now everyone has to do it at their own expense, then they used to live at their own expense !!

Lion: When the feeling of distance torments, take care of the heart! And when you remember the last moment, turn your mind off !!

Lion: The moon asked for moonlight, the stars asked for light! When the Lord asked us for our desire, we sometimes asked Sridevi, sometimes Madhuri !!

Lion: Night comes after every evening, I miss you every thing! We have done everything, now your voice comes even from barking dogs !!

Lion: A lot has been looted with the heart, it was revealed after making love! Then I check everything in the room, one before you come, one after you leave !!

Sher: The engineer is the one who often gets stuck, in the question of interviews, in the trap of big companies, in the boss of boss and client!

Lion: No peace during the day, no sleep at night! Don't look anywhere! God, is that love? Khuda: No son, this is the condition of those with private jobs !!

Lion: May God save us from these beauties, from the sweethearts, from the kind-hearted, from the successors, but who will save us from the bastards?

Lion: Love comes when you are near, waiting is annoying when you are far away! What to say heart condition, remembering you makes us feverish !!

Lion: Ever since I started teasing, the birds of the garden have started chirping! Sham-o-sahar heart was restless, I was waiting for her, to feed the birds !!

Lion: There is a lot of embarrassment, there is a lot of talk, there is a lot of embarrassment! The heart wants to kiss you, but I heard you are screaming a lot !!

Lion: I have a mother, but not my sister, so my mother is alone in the stove! His thinking comes at your rate, seeing your father I become silent !!

Lion: Every day you will be in trouble, every day there will be riots in your house! If you don't SMS me, remember, all your children will be lazy !!

Lion: Now don't eat like that, pick up a suitcase and come with me! Can't see old mother working anymore, leave make up, get swept !!

Lion: When lost in love, we thought to commit suicide! We went to commit suicide, the idea came, why not try again ??

Lion: Your smile shook Sara Jahan, your smile shook Sara Jahan! Patient who woke up from coma, fell asleep permanently !!

Lion: The spectacle of love is not seen, the broken glass is not seen! Let me give you my share of SMS, your empty inbox is not seen !!

Lion: When God made you, it must have been a lot of fun! Smile childish, Surat Noorani, Attitude was cool, just forget the mind !!

Lion: Ever since we got sight, something has happened to us, the nights have gone to sleep, the day has gone to peace! Looks like we didn't get love, got conjunctivitis !!

Lion: You are the monkey that shakes, you are the grass that the donkey eats! You are stupid-shameless-nonsense, but whatever you are, you are dazzling !!

Sher: Jalim paltkar dekh, tamanna hum bhi rakhte hain! If you have a car, we have a scooter too !!

Lion: I haven't met him yet, what a strange love story! I am deaf with right eye, he is deaf with left eye !!

Lion: See how much love is in your heart, see how much love is in your heart! Still don't see, change your glasses and see !!

Lion: Whoever thought of marrying Na, ruined his life! And the one who thought and got married, he also uprooted the mountain !!

Lion: At first no one cared, when I saw you it fell on you! Crazy in your love, do so many SMS, the bill of 5 thousand has arrived !!

Lion: Whoever understands the cuckoo, the crow came out, the wind came out in the name of friendship Those who used to stop us from drinking alcohol, powwa came out of their pockets !!

Sher: Write a message like this, even the pen will be forced to cry! Fill so much pain in every word, be forced to pass the examiner !!

Lion: A jam in the name of Ulfat, a jam in the name of love, a jam in the name of Wafa! The whole bottle in the name of Bewafa, and the whole contract in the name of friends !!

Lion: I have become a dove in your love! I always stand on top of the building in front of you !!

Lion: Don't eat Gori Paan, redness comes on the lips! Bye God, seeing your heavy body, my life is gone !!

Lion: Eye fighter from me, you stole my sleep! Sarah Kusur is yours, but your father said: Abe, now Shamat is your mother !!

Lion: What happened to the henna he created, we will also decorate Sehra now! I knew he was not in his destiny, now he will beat his younger sister !!

Lion: Insane people all over the world go by your name! Don't think of yourself alone, there are thousands of lunatics like you growing up there !!

Lion: How can I compliment your good looks, your monkey-like mouth! How can I compliment your tresses, lice in each and every hair of yours !!

Lion: I blew the whistle outside your house, yet you did not come out! How long should I play the horn of the bike, now the battery is about to run out !!

Sher: Said to Biwi, listen Ramesh has come for the first time, feed him something fresh! He opened all the windows of the house, saying, brother, eat fresh air !!

Lion: Darling! I loved you with all my heart, understanding Abla! But your father played me loudly, understanding the tabla !!

Sher: No book was found on the exam yesterday, which would have broken my heart! Everyone harassed, who would deal with it? Now think, one more day would happen, shake the world !!

Lion: If the floor is water, keep it with courage, if you want to get love, keep it with Aitbar, if you always want to smile, keep it with brush-paste !!

Lion: One day 1 idiot asked us, why do you call us every moment? We said, we miss our friend, why are you leaving?

Sher: We made an expression of love on the telephone! It was a matter of lakhs of rupees, but we settled it by giving two rupees to the STD one !!

Lion: I long to hear your voice, I can play the worn-out CD! I long to see Surat, I start a cartoon channel !!

Lion: Unexpected friends proposed to us, slapped us in the face! Give an account of your wealth, make fun of our poverty !!

Lion: Whoever teases you, kisses your cheek, says something in your ear every morning! Kill that mosquito, don't spread dengue anywhere !!

Lion: No time to complete the syllabus, no time to pass someone's exam! Know what studies have given you pain, don't cry, don't sleep !!

Lion: Life goes on with errors, life goes on with errors! Why don't you buy a new PC Rampyari ??

Lion: This life is a mess, here is the wonder of money! Neither you nor I have the goods, then let's play Missed Call Missed Call !!

Lion: Why don't you wake up the sluggish body, why don't you get up and come forward? Laughter also kills your bass, why not take a bath with courage ??

Lion: Somewhere it will be dark, somewhere it will be evening, all my happiness will be in your name! Seeing the demand from me, all the property sunk in debt will be in your name !!

Lion: People say don't love so much that he gets on his head! Let's say love so much that even her friend will run away with her!

Lion: Seeing my lovely look, all the girls come out! But why don't you come, my leg hurts while waiting!

Sher: If it weren't for you, you would have been lost, you would have been disgraced by life! Woke up to say good morning to you or else, you would still be asleep !!

Sher: There is something behind Dard-e-Dil, there is something behind a sad face! When someone's watts start, there is our superstition in it! Lion: Not a picture of life without you, not a picture of life without you! But a moment passed with you, there is no chance of it either !!

Sher: Sunke mera gana wo aayi, boli achcha gaya gana! Must come to my wedding! Why should I spend for the band, you are the one to sing a song !!

हिन्दी शेर शायरी

शेर: फूलों से खूबसूरत कोई नहीं, सागर से गहरा कोई नहीं! अब आपकी क्या तारीफ करूं, दोस्तों में आप जैसा नालायक कोई नहीं!!
शेर: ताज महल क्या चीज है मैं तेरे लिए हीरों का महल बनवाऊंगा! मुमताज महल तो मर के दफन हुई थी, मैं तुझे जिंदा ही दफनाऊंगा!!
शेर: क्या मस्त एयर चल रेली है, काऊ ग्रास ईट कर रेली है! डॉग बार्क कर रेला है,शाना एसएमएस भेज रेला है, ढक्कन एसएमएस पढ़ रेला है!!
शेर: कंपनी की लड़कियां सुंदर भी हैं और लोनली भी हैं! प्रॉब्लम बस ये है कि वो रीड ओनली हैं!!
शेर: अपुन दोनों की दोस्ती एकदम झकास, झकास बोले तो अपुन हीरा तू मोती, अपुन सब्जी तू रोटी, अपुन पानी तू टंकी, अपुन टार्ज़न तू मंकी!!
शेर: डराने का ही मन था तो चेहरा दिखाने की क्या जरूरत थी! बच्चे की जान लेगा क्या, इस तरह से मुस्कुराने की क्या जरूरत थी!!
शेर: मेरे एसएमएस को तेरे इन्बॉक्स में पनाह मिल जाए! जो मुझे रिप्लाय ना करे, उसका मोबाइल फना हो जाए!!
शेर: जली को आग कहते हैं, बुझी को राख कहते हैं! जो चीज आपमें मिसिंग है, उसी को तो दिमाग कहते हैं!!
शेर: अंधेरी सड़क, सुनसान कब्रिस्तान! सूनी हवेली काला आसमान, रात हो गयी सो जा शैतान!!
शेर: देखा तुझे तो रूह खुश हो गई, एक कमी थी वो पूरी हो गई! पागल है जो कहते हैं, डायनासोर की आखरी नस्ल खत्म हो गई!!
शेर: तू चांद मांगे मैं चांद दे दूं, रात मांगे रात दे दूं! दिल मांगे दिल दे दूं, जान मांगे, बस यार, मांगने की भी कोई हद होती है!!
शेर: वादियों में धुंधले बादल, छुपकर पर्वत का इंतजार करते हैं! आपके किये कारनामों के लिए, पुलिसवाले आपको गिरफ्तार करते हैं!!
शेर: जा मैसेज तू बनके गुलाब, होगी सच्ची दोस्ती तो आएगा जवाब! ना आये तो मत होना उदास, समझना हमारे लिए वक्त नहीं उनके पास!!
शेर: जवाब तेरी शायरी का, देंगे हम शायरी में! नाम तेरा लिख बैठे हैं, अपने दिल की डायरी में!!
शेर: इंश्योरेंस वाले भी क्या गजब ढाते हैं! लोगों की पत्नियों के पास घंटों बैठकर, उनके पति के मरने के फायदे बताते हैं!!
शेर: आप अगर पागल हैं तो एसएमएस पढ़ते ही कॉल कीजियेगा! अगर बेवकूफ हैं तो एसएमएस कीजियेगा, और अगर कंजूस हैं तो चुप रहियेगा!!
शेर: क्या यार तुम भी बड़े अजीब हो, मेरे दिल के कितने करीब हो! ना मिलते हो ना एसएमएस करते हो, क्या तुम मुझसे भी ज्यादा गरीब हो?
शेर: सुबह उठकर दो काम जरूर कीजियेगा 1) पूजा ताकि तुम जी सको, और 2) नहा लिया करो ताकि सब जी सकें!!
शेर: आपने बड़ी उम्मीद लगा रखी है, दिल में आशा की किरन जगा रखी है! रोज कहां से नए एसएमएस भेजें, हमने क्या फैक्ट्री लगा रखी है?
शेर: काश के तेरे चेहरे पर चिकन पॉक्स के दाग होते! चांद तो तू है ही, सितारे भी साथ होते!!
शेर: तुमको देखा...तुमको देखा...तुमको देखा तो ये ख्याल आया! पागलों के स्टॉक में नया माल आया!!
शेर: मेरे मरने के बाद ऐ दोस्त, तू आंसू मत बहाना! अगर मेरी बहुत याद आए, तो सीधे ऊपर चले आना!!
शेर: तुम दूर सही मजबूर सही पर याद तुम्हारी आती है! जब सांस वहां पर लेती हो, तो बदबू यहां पर आती है!!
शेर: तुमसा कोई दूसरा जमीन पर हुआ तो रब से शिकायत होगी! एक तो झेला नहीं जाता, दूसरा आएगा तो क्या हालत होगी!!
शेर: तेरी जुल्फ है या रात का अंधेरा, तेरी जुल्फ है या रात का अंधेरा! हो जा गंजी, कर दे सवेरा!!
शेर: मैं तुम्हारे लिए सब कुछ करता, मगर मुझे काम था! मैं तुम्हारे लिए डूब मरता, मगर मुझे जुकाम था!!
शेर: ऐ मेरे कदरदान, दोस्त मेरी जान, तुम हमेशा रहोगे हट्टे कट्टे नौजवान! क्यूंकि खुदा मेहरबान तो गधा पहलवान!!
शेर: ताजा हवा का झोंका आया, खुशबू तेरी साथ लाया! मेरे दिल में ये ख्याल आया, लगता है आज भी तू नहीं नहाया!!
शेर: कोई दिन में करता है, कोई रात में करता है! कभी आधा घंटा लगता है, कभी दो घंटा लगता है! क्या? मोबाईल चार्जिंग!!
शेर: बस नजर उठा कर देख लिया होता, अगर तमन्ना थी हमें डराने की! हम तो यूं ही बेहोश हो जाते, क्या जरूरत थी मुस्कुराने की!!
शेर: बरसात की रात भीगी लड़की, भीगा बदन, भीगी जुल्फें, भीगे होंठ, नजरे मिली! मैंने सोचा, कल उसे 100 परसेंट जुकाम होगा!!
शेर: सिर्फ आपके लिए मैं चांद तारे तोड़ दूं, रोटी कपड़ा मकान तक छोड़ दूं! ऐ दोस्त इतना काफी है या, दो चार झूठ और बोल दूं!!
शेर: हमारे लिए अपने हार्ट में जगह रखिये, माइंड में नहीं! हमें माइंड में रखना खतरनाक हो सकता है, क्यूंकि हम माइंड ब्लोइंग हैं!!
शेर: आसमान पर जितने सितारे हैं, आंखों में जितने इशारे हैं! समंदर के जितने किनारे हैं, उतने ही स्क्रू ढीले तुम्हारे हैं!!
शेर: तुम्हारे सामने है इतने आयटम्स, कभी हमें भी पिक करो! हमारे प्यार के आइकन पे, कभी तो तुम डबल क्लिक करो!!
शेर: अंधे के हाथ में टीवी, बहरे के हाथ में रेडियो, गूंगे के हाथ में माइक्रोफ़ोन! और तेरे हाथ में मोबाईल, वाह क्या जमाना आ गया है!!
शेर: हर लम्हा वक्त गुजर जायेगा, चंद लम्हों में एक्ज़ाम आ जायेगा! अभी वक्त है दो लाइन पढ़ लो, वरना पास क्या तेरा ससूर करवाएगा!!
शेर: आज चाहे जितना पानी पियो, शरबत, जूस पियो, कोला, व्हिस्की, वोदका, रम पियो! क्यूंकि हर डायपर के पैक के साथ दो डायपर फ्री है!!
शेर: डोनेटेड एसएमएस को आगे न डोनेट करें, इनसे अपना इन्बॉक्स भरें! हमारे एसएमएस को मत भुलना, ये वाइरस नहीं जो आप औथेंटीकेट करे|
शेर: सुलगता हुआ जिस्म, कंपकंपाते हुए होंठ, थरथराता हुआ बदन, लड़खड़ाती आवाज! मुझे पता था, ये निशानियां मलेरिया की ही हैं!!
शेर: अभी-अभी प्यार का पीसी किया है चालू, दिल के हार्ड डिस्क पे कितनी फाइल्स डालूं? अपने चेहरे से एरर हटाओ, जरा दिल का पासवर्ड तो बताओ!!
शेर: सोचता था हर मोड़ पर आपका इंतजार करेंगे! पर...पर...पर... कमबख्त सड़क ही सीधी निकली!!
शेर: चांदनी रात थी, मैं सो रहा था, किसी ने दरवाजा खटखटाया! मैंने सोचा मेरा दिल आया, दरवाजा खोलकर देखा तो बिजली का बिल आया!!
शेर: शराब बनी तो मैखाने बने, हुस्न बना तो दीवाने बने! कुछ तो बात है आप में, यूं ही नहीं पागलखाने बने!!
शेर: हम हैं राही प्यार के, हमसे कुछ ना बोलिए! हमको जहां खटिया मिली, हम वहीं पे सो लिए!!
शेर: जो सागर ने कहा लहरों से, जो पेड़ ने कहा पत्तों से, जो फूलों ने कहा कलियों से! वही मैं तुम्हें कहता हूं ...ओय चल हवा आने दे!!
शेर: इख्तियारे तबस्सुम की लौ को, तरन्नुमे जहां से अगाह देना! जब इसका मतलब समझ आ जाए, तो मुझे भी समझा देना!!
शेर: पंछी, नदिया, पवन के झोंके, कोई सरहद ना इन्हें रोके! आज निकले हैं मुद्दत के बाद, कम ही निकलते हैं ये घर से नहा धो के!!
शेर: क्यूं ये हाल बनाया है, न मेक अप न बालों को सजाया है! ये आती हैं बार-बार तुम्हारे चेहरे पे, तुमने जुल्फों को बहुत सर पे चढ़ाया है!!
शेर: दिल दे दिया है, जान तुम्हें देंगे, दिल दे दिया है, जान तुम्हें देंगे! अबे दिल देने के बाद जान बचेगी क्या जो दे दूं!!
शेर: तुस्सी ग्रेट हो, रसगुल्ले की प्लेट हो! कोला दा क्रेट हो, अंडे दा आमलेट हो! जलेबी जैसे स्ट्रेट हो, पर मेरे फेवरेट हो!!
शेर: दिल में उम्मीद की शमा जलाई है, अपनी अलग दुनिया बसाई है! इस उम्मीद से कि आएगा एसएमएस तेरा, अपने मोबाईल पर नजरे जमाई है!!
शेर: ऐसी हो दोस्ती हमारी कि तू हर राह हर डगर में मिले! मर भी जाऊं अगर, तो तू दोस्ती की खातिर, पास वाली कबर में मिले!!
शेर: जिंदगी है तो ख्वाब हैं, ख्वाब हैं तो मंजिलें हैं, मंजिलें हैं तो रास्ते हैं, रास्ते हैं तो मुश्किलें हैं, मुश्किलें हैं तो-मैं हूं ना!!
शेर: कैसे हो? मजे में? तबियत कैसी? अंगुली में दर्द नहीं ना? आंख भी ओके? दिमाग ठिकाने? कमाल है यार, फिर तो एसएमएस कर सकते हो!!
शेर: मंदिर में जाप करता हूं, मस्जिद में आदाब करता हूं! इन्सान से भगवान ना बन जाऊं, इसीलिए तुझे एसएमएस कर के रोज एक पाप करता हूं!!
शेर: तेरी दोस्ती की रोशनी ऐसी है कि हर तरफ उजाला नजर आता है! सोचता हूं घर की बिजली कटवा लूं, आजकल कमबख्त बिल बहुत आता है!!
शेर: दुनिया में तीन तरह के लोग खुशनसीब हैं, जिन्हें सच्चा प्यार मिलता है, नेक यार मिलता है, और जिन्हें मेरा एसएमएस बार-बार मिलता है!!
शेर: द से दोस्ती, द से दिल, द से दर्द, द से दिल्लगी, द से दीवानगी! पर द से इतना दूर भी ना हो जाना कि एस से एसएमएस और क से कॉल भी न कर सको!!
शेर: ऐ दोस्त तू भी लिखा कर शायरी, मेरी तरह तेरा भी नाम हो जायेगा! लोग फेकेंगे अंडे टमाटर, तो रात की सब्जी का इन्तेजाम हो जायेगा!!
शेर: खुदा ने जब तुम्हें बनाया, कनफ्यूजन का मोमेंट आया! कभी गधा कभी बन्दर बनाना चाहा, आखिर में उसे दोनों का मिक्स पसंद आया!!
शेर: तेरे चेहरे पे तेरी जुल्फों का बिखरना, कर देता है घायल! अपने बालों को खुला म़त छोड़ना, वरना लोग तेरी जुओं से पनाह मांगेंगे!!
शेर: लड़कियां जब लोकल ट्रेन में हों तो हम सोचते रहते हैं! इसे लोकल ट्रेन के बजाए लोग, मालगाड़ी क्यूं नहीं कहते हैं?
शेर: दूरी का एहसास जब सताए तो दिल को संभाल लिया करो! और जब गुजरा लम्हा याद आए तो दिमाग को ऑफ़ कर लिया करो!!
शेर: जब याद आए हमारी तो कर लेना फोन! फोन उठाते ही ये मत कहना, हम आपके हैं कौन!!
शेर: सुन लो जाना तुम ही हो अब मेरी लाइफ़, तुझको छोड़के ना कोई बनेगी मेरी वाइफ़! तू अगर कभी दे धोखा, जान मैं अपनी दूंगा विथ अ नाइफ़!!
शेर: ऐ एसएमएस जा कर मेरे यार को सलाम करना, सेव करे तो शुक्रिया करना! डिलीट करे तो बेवफा कहना, और नहीं पढ़े तो एक रुपया ले लेना!!
शेर: जब से उनसे प्यार किया तो नाईट को स्लीपिंग छोड़ दिया! तेरे फेस की जेंटल ब्यूटी ने, मेरे काईंड हार्ट को फोड़ दिया!!
शेर: हवा में बेताब उड़ रहा था वो पत्ता, हवा में खुशी से झूल रहा था वो पत्ता! अब कितनी स्टोरी बनाऊं, रुक गई हवा गिर गया पत्ता!!
शेर: रोशनी देकर डूब जाना सूरज से सीखो, दिल देकर दर्द लेना हमसे सीखो! बेदर्दी से दिल तोड़ देते हो, एसएमएस ना भेजना खुद से सीखो!!
शेर: तू मेरे दिल में ऐसे समायी है! जैसे बाजरे के खेत में भैंस घुस आयी है!!
शेर: दुआ करता हूं खुदा से, खुदा मेरा दोस्त अपनी मंजिल को पाए! उसकी राहों में अगर अंधेरा हो जाए, तो रोशनी के लिए वो मेरे अलावा किसी को भी जलाए!!
शेर: ये आंख है या नीली झील, ये आंख है या नीली झील! छड्ड यार, व्हाट्स द बिग डील!!
शेर: इश्क ना करो यारों ये एक मर्ज है! तो मानो हमारी बात और इश्क से बचके रहो, खूब खाओ पियो और ऐश करो!!
शेर: शादी के बाद हर बीवी की, घर में ज्यादा चलती है! चाहे कितनी भी कोशिश करे चुप रहने की, पर पति पर ही भड़ास निकलती है!!
शेर: सपना नहीं हकीकत हो तुम, मेरे प्यार की जरूरत हो तुम! आ जाओ पास चलो कर लें शादी, वैसे भी अपने घरवालों के लिए मुसीबत हो तुम!!
शेर: बिना दर्द के आंसू बहाए नहीं जाते, बिना प्यार के रिश्ते निभाए नहीं जाते! बहुत हुआ नारी उद्धार, अब इश्क में झापड़ खाए नहीं जाते!!
शेर: लड़कों को क्या चाहिए, एक लड़की जो प्यार दे, एक जो खाना बनाये, एक जो पैसे कमाए! और ऐसी किस्मत कि तीनों आपस में ना मिल पाये!!
शेर: तुझपे मेरा दिल आ जाए, ऐसी तुझमें कोई बात नहीं! इसलिए तेरी जिन्दगी को जन्नत बनाने की, जानेमन मेरी औकात नहीं!!
शेर: नारी के चक्कर में भूलना ना यारी, जब लात मारेगी नारी तो याद आएगी हमारी! पुरूष बचाव समिति की तरफ से, जनहित में जारी!!
शेर: हर शौहर की तरह शाहजहां ने भी, प्यार का फर्ज निभाया है! बीवी के जाने की खुशी में, एक आलिशान ताज महल बनवाया है!!
शेर: अपनी जिंदगी में तो बस अब है जाम, अपनी सुबह शुरू होती जब होती है शाम! खुश मत हो ऐ दोस्त, मैं करता हूं बियर बार में काम!!
शेर: आप की याद में दिल की कलम, ये हसीन पैगाम लिखती है! हर खूबसूरत लड़की में आजकल, हमें आपकी शकल दिखती है!!
शेर: हवाओं का रुख हम मोड़ नहीं सकते, दोस्ती के धागे तोड़ नहीं सकते! आपने लिया है हमसे इतना उधार, कि चाह कर भी आपको छोड़ नहीं सकते!!
शेर: एक अरसे बाद हमको, इश्क करने की फुरसत मिली थी! और हमारी बेरहम महबूबा तब, शादी करने पर तूली थी!!
शेर: सोचा आज खुद को बेच कर, तेरे लिए सारी खुशियां खरीद लाऊं! पर आज भंगारवालों की स्ट्राइक है, अपने आप को बेचने बोल कहां जाऊं!!
शेर: हम अपने दोस्तों को, याद ना करने की बुरी सजा देते हैं! अब जूतों से मारना छोड़ दिया है, बस अपने मोजे सुंघा देते हैं!!
शेर: आसमान के चांद हो आप मेरे लिए, आपही से तो रोशन मेरी रातें हैं! महबूबा से यही बात कहकर, हम रोज घर की बिजली बचाते हैं!!
शेर: ये किस तरह आप मुझे याद आ रहे हो, यूं देख कर मुस्कुरा रहे हो! तुझे याद करूं तो लगता है, सामने खड़े हो के सींग हिला रहे हो!!
शेर: हर रास्ते का मुकाम नहीं होता, हर रिश्ते का नाम नहीं होता! खोजा है आपको दिल की रोशनी से, वैसे एलीअंस को पकड़ना आसान नहीं होता!!
शेर: सोचा ताजमहल बनाऊं, लेकिन मुमताज नहीं फिर क्यूं बनाऊं? मुमताज मिली, बोली ताजमहल बनाओ, मैं बोला अपने बाप से पैसे तो लेकर आओ!!
शेर: इश्क का अंजाम पाया है, हाथ पैर टूटे मुंह से खून आया है! हॉस्पिटल पहुंचे तो नर्स बोली, स्ट्रेचर लाओ किसी का महबूब आया है!!
शेर: कॉलेज की चार दीवारी में अजब-सा खेल होता है, खेल खेल में दिलों का मेल होता है! इसीलिए तो हर साल बच्चा फेल होता है!!
शेर: तेरी मोहब्बत में दिल का ये हाल है, तेरी मोहब्बत में दिल का ये हाल है! दिल मालामाल है, मगर जेब अपनी कंगाल है!!
शेर: रात का वक्त है मंदिर है करीब, आपके लिए पैगाम लाया हूं! घर में हैं जितने पुराने जूते बदल लो, मैं भी बदल के आया हूं!!
शेर: मेरे दिल में तेरे लिए एक अजीब - सी तड़प जागी है! जिस दिन से मेरी बीवी पड़ोसी के साथ भागी है!!
शेर: उनकी गली के चक्कर काटते काटते, कुत्ते हमारे यार हो गए! वो तो हमें मिली नहीं, पर हम कुत्तों के सरदार हो गए!!
शेर: लड़कियों के तेवर लड़कियों के नखरे, गुलाबी होंठ बाल बिखरे! इन्हीं की मेहरबानियों से हम खा, रहे हैं दर बदर की ठोकरें!!
शेर: लड़का अपनी दिलरुबा से पूछता है, क्या प्यार करना पाप है! लड़के का दोस्त उसके कान में बोलता है, अबे जल्दी भाग पीछे उसका बाप है!!
शेर: चांदी का घोड़ा,सोने की लगाम,एस एम एस पढ़ने वाले को सलाम! व्हिस्की पीने वालों कभी पानी पियो,फोकट का एस एम एस पढ़ने वालों,कभी एस एम एस करो!!
शेर: जी चाहता है इन नाजुक होंठों को चूम लूं, जी चाहता है इन नाजुक होंठों को चूम लूं! पर तेरी बहती नाक ने इरादा बदल दिया!!
शेर: मच्छर जो काटे तो मत हो हैरान, मच्छर जो काटे तो मत हो हैरान! अंजाने में ही सही, कर रहे हो रक्तदान!!
शेर: क्या कहें इस दिल की हालत, तुम दूर हो तो तुम्हारा इंतजार सताता है! मैं जब भी तुमको याद करता हूं, मुझे तेज बुखार हो जाता है!!
शेर: तुम सब दोस्त मेरी जिन्दगी हो...और...और...और...लानत है ऐसी जिन्दगी पर!!
शेर: तू बोल तो मर जाऊंगा, मिट जाऊंगा, लुट जाऊंगा! पर ये सब तुझसे ना करवा सकूं, तो आशिक ना सही गधा जरूर कहलाऊंगा!!
शेर: दोस्तों से तंग था मैं, मरा तो खुश हुआ जब दफनाने लगे! कुछ महीने ही कटे थे कब्र में, जब दोस्त मरकर यहां भी आने लगे!!
शेर: छेड़ना अंदाज है, लड़की को छिड़ने पर नाज है! बदनसीब वो जो छेड़ी ना जाए, बेकार अदाएं जो छेड़ने को मजबूर ना कर पाए!!
शेर: आशिक हूं आवारा ना समझना, सर्कस का जोकर ना समझना! शेर अच्छा लगे तो खुश होना, नहीं तो शायर हूं, गालिब ना समझना!!
शेर: ना मौत से पहले, ना मौत के बाद, मुझे क्यूं ना आए तेरी याद! शायद तुझमें ही कोई कमी होगी, हम तो पहले से ही हैं बरबाद!!
शेर: गलत नजर से देखोगे, तो हर तरफ खराबी नजर आएगी! सही नजर से देखोगे, तो हर सुंदर लड़की तुम्हें भाभी नजर आएगी!!
शेर: जब रूठ जाते थे तुम, हम सोचते थे कि मना लेंगे! अब सोचते हैं, तू नहीं सनम तो कोई बात नहीं, हम किसी और को पटा लेंगे!!
शेर:क्या हसीन दिन थे, जब हम प्यार को कैश किया करते थे! अब सब अपने खर्चे पे करना पड़ता है, तब उनके खर्चे पे जिया करते थे!!
शेर: दूरी का एहसास जब सताया करे, तो दिल को संभाल लिया करो! और जब गुजरा लम्हा याद आए, तो दिमाग ऑफ़ कर लिया करो!!
शेर: चांद ने चांदनी मांगी, सितारों ने रौशनी मांगी! रब ने जब हमसे हमारी चाहत पूछी, हमने कभी श्रीदेवी कभी माधुरी मांगी!!
शेर: हर शाम के बाद रात आती है, हर बात पे तेरी याद आती है! सब करके देख लिया हमने, अब भौंकते कुत्तों से भी तेरी आवाज आती है!!
शेर: बहुत कुछ लुट चुका है दिल के साथ, पता चला इश्क फरमाने के बाद! तभी कमरे की हर चीज चेक करता हूं, इक तेरे आने से पहले, इक तेरे जाने के बाद!!
शेर: इंजिनियर वो है जो अक्सर फंसता है, इंटरव्यू के सवाल में, बड़ी कंपनियों के जाल में, बॉस और क्लायंट के बवाल में!
शेर:दिन में चैन नहीं, रात को नींद नहीं! जी न लगे कहीं! खुदा, क्या यही प्यार है? खुदा: नहीं बेटा, प्राइवेट जॉब वालों का यही हाल है!!
शेर: खुदा बचाए हमें इन हसीनों से, नाजनीनों से, दिलनशीनों से, जानशीनों से, पर इन्हें कौन बचाए हम कमीनों से?
शेर: तुम पास हो तो प्यार आता है, दूर हो तो इंतजार सताता है! क्या कहें दिल की हालत, तुझे याद करके हमें बुखार हो जाता है!!
शेर: जब से लगा छेड़ने मुझे, बाग की चिड़ियां लगी चहचहाने! शाम-ओ-सहर दिल बेकरार था, मुझे उसका, चिड़ियों को दाने का इंतजार था!!
शेर: एक तो शरमाते बहुत हो, बात करे कोई तो इतराते बहुत हो! दिल चाहता है तुम्हें चूम लूं, पर सुना है तुम चिल्लाते बहुत हो!!
शेर: मां है पर बहन नहीं मेरी, इसलिए चूल्हे में पिसती मां अकेली! उसका सोच तेरे दर पे आता हूं, तेरे बाप को देख चुप हो जाता हूं!!
शेर:रोज तेरे पंगे होंगे, रोज तेरे घर में दंगे होंगे! अगर मुझे एस एम एस नहीं किया तो याद रखना, तेरे सब बच्चे लफंगे होंगे!!
शेर: अब यूं भाव ना खा, सूट-केस उठा मेरे साथ आजा! बूढ़ी मां को और काम करते ना देख सकता, मेक अप छोड़, झाडू-पोंछे में लग जा!!
शेर: जब प्यार में हार गए, हमने सोचा खुदखुशी कर लें! हम चले खुदखुशी करने तो ख्याल आया, क्यूं ना एक बार फिर ट्राय कर लें??
शेर: आपकी मुस्कान ने सारा जहां हिला दिया, आपकी मुस्कान ने सारा जहां हिला दिया! कोमा से जागे हुए मरीज को, परमानेंटली सुला दिया!!
शेर:इश्क का तमाशा देखा नहीं जाता, टूटा शीशा देखा नहीं जाता! अपने हिस्से के एस एम एस दे दूं तुझे, तेरा खाली इन्बॉक्स देखा नहीं जाता!!
शेर: जब खुदा ने तुझे बनाया होगा, बड़ा मजा आया होगा! मुस्कान दी बचकानी, सूरत नूरानी, एटीट्यूड था कूल, बस दिमाग गया भूल!!
शेर: जबसे नजरे मिलीं हमें कुछ हो गया, रातों की नींद गयी, दिन का चैन गया! लगता है हमें प्यार नहीं, कंजंक्टीवायटीस हो गया!!
शेर: बन्दर जो हिलाए वो डाल हो तुम, गधा जो खाए वो घास हो तुम! बेवकूफ-बेशरम-बकवास हो तुम, पर जो भी हो झकास हो तुम!!
शेर:जालिम पलटकर देख, तमन्ना हम भी रखते हैं! तुम अगर कार रखती हो, तो स्कूटर हम भी रखते हैं!!
शेर: मिलाई नहीं है आंख उनसे अभी तक, कैसी अजब प्रेम कहानी है! मैं दाईं आंख से काना हूं, वो बाईं आंख से कानी है!!
शेर:तुमसे कितना प्यार है दिल में उतरकर देख, तुमसे कितना प्यार है दिल में उतरकर देख! फिर भी ना दिखे, चश्मा बदल कर देख!!
शेर: जिसने ना की शादी सोच समझ के, उसने अपना जीवन बिगाड़ लिया! और जिसने की सोच समझ के शादी, उसने भी क्या पहाड़ उखाड़ लिया!!
शेर: पहले किसी पे दिल नहीं आया, तुम्हें देखा तो तुम पर आ गया! तुम्हारे प्यार में पागल होकर इतने एस एम एस करे, 5 हजार का बिल आ गया!!
शेर: जिसे कोयल समझे, वो कौवा निकला, दोस्ती के नाम पर हौवा निकला! जो रोका करते थे हमें शराब पीने से, उनकी जेब से पौवा निकला!!
शेर:लिखो पैगाम कुछ ऐसा, कलम भी रोने को मजबूर हो जाए! हर लफ्ज में दर्द इतना भरो, एक्ज़ामिनर पास करने को मजबूर हो जाए!!
शेर: एक जाम उल्फत के नाम, एक जाम मोहब्बत के नाम, एक जाम वफा के नाम! पूरी बोतल बेवफा के नाम, और पूरा ठेका दोस्तों के नाम!!
शेर: मैं तेरे प्यार में, बन गया हूं कबूतर! हरदम खड़ा रहता हूं, तेरे सामने वाली बिल्डिंग के ऊपर!!
शेर: गोरी पान मत खाया करो, होंठों पर लाली आती है! बाय गॉड तेरे भारी-भरकम शरीर को देख, मेरी जान चली जाती है!!
शेर: आंख लड़ाके मुझसे, तूने मेरी नींद चुराई! सारा कुसूर तेरा, पर तेरा बाप बोला: अबे, अब शामत तेरी आई!!
शेर: क्या हुआ जो उसने रचा ली मेंहदी, हम भी अब सेहरा सजाएंगे! पता था वो अपने नसीब में नहीं, अब उसकी छोटी बहन को पटायेंगे!!
शेर: तेरे नाम से दुनिया-भर के पागलखाने चलते हैं! अकेला मत समझना खुद को, वहां तेरे जैसे हजार पागल पलते हैं!!
शेर: तेरे हुस्न की क्या तारीफ करूं, तेरा बन्दर जैसा मुंह! तेरी जुल्फों की क्या तारीफ करूं, तेरे एक-एक बाल में जूं!!
शेर:मैंने तेरे घर के बाहर सीटी बजायी, फिर भी तू बाहर न आई! बाईक का हॉर्न कब तक बजाऊं, आजा बैटरी खतम होने को आई!!
शेर: बीवी से कहा, सुनो रमेश पहली बार आया है, कुछ ताजा खिलाओ! उसने घर की सब खिड़कियां खोल दी, बोली, भैया लो ताजी हवा खाओ!!
शेर: प्रिये! मैंने तहे-दिल से तुम्हें प्यार किया, अबला समझकर! मगर तुम्हारे बाप ने मुझे जोर से बजा डाला, तबला समझकर!!
शेर: कल एक्ज़ाम पर कोई किताब ना मिली, जिसपे दिल लुटा देते! सबने सताया, किसे निपटा देते? अब सोचते हैं, एक दिन और होता, दुनिया हिला देते!!
शेर:मंजिल पानी हो तो हिम्मत साथ रखना,प्यार पाना हो तो ऐतबार साथ रखना, हमेशा मुस्कुराना हो तो ब्रश-पेस्ट साथ रखना!!
शेर: एक दिन पूछा 1 बेवकूफ ने हमसे, हर पल हमें क्यूं बुलाते हो? हमने कहा, हम याद अपने यार को करते हैं, तुम क्यूं चले आते हो?
शेर:कर दिया इजहार-ऐ-इश्क हमने टेलीफोन पर! लाख रुपये की बात थी, पर हमने निपटा दी एस टी डी वाले को दो रुपये देकर!!
शेर: तेरी आवाज सुनने को तरस जाता हूं, घिसा पीटा सीडी चला लेता हूं! सूरत देखने को तरस जाता हूं, कार्टून चैनल लगा लेता हूं!!
शेर: बिन सोचे दोस्तों ने हमसे प्रपोज़ करवाया, चांटा उसने हमारे मुंह जड़ाया! अपनी अमीरी का दे हिसाब, गरीबी का हमारी मजाक उड़ाया!!
शेर: जो तुम्हें छेड़ जाए, गाल चूम जाए, हर सुबह तुम्हारे कान में कुछ कह जाए! वो मच्छर मार दो, कहीं डेंग्यू ना फैलाए!!
शेर: ना वक्त इतना कि सिलॅबस पूरा हो जाए, ना तरकीब कोई की एक्ज़ाम पास हो जाए! जाने क्या दर्द दिया पढ़ाई ने, ना रोया, ना सोया जाए!!
शेर: एरर्स के साथ जिंदगी चलती है तुम्हारी, एरर्स के साथ जिंदगी चलती है तुम्हारी! नया पीसी क्यूं नहीं खरीदती हो रामप्यारी??
>शेर: यह जिंदगी एक जंजाल, यहां चलता है पैसे का कमाल! ना तेरे ना मेरे पास माल, तो फिर आओ खेलते हैं मिस्ड कॉल मिस्ड कॉल!!
शेर: सुस्ती भरे जिस्म को जगाते क्यूं नहीं, उठकर सामने आते क्यूं नहीं? हंसी भी तुम्हारी बास मारती है, हिम्मत करके नहाते क्यूं नहीं??
शेर: कहीं अंधेरा कहीं शाम होगी, मेरी हर खुशी तेरे नाम होगी! मांग के देख मुझसे, कर्ज में डूबी सारी प्रॉपर्टी तेरे नाम होगी!!
शेर: लोग कहें प्यार इतना ना करो कि वो सर पर सवार हो जाए! हम कहें प्यार इतना करो कि उसके साथ उसकी फ्रेंड भी फरार हो जाए!
शेर: देख कर मेरी सूरत प्यारी, निकल आती हैं लड़कियां सारी! लेकिन तू क्यूं ना आती है, इंतजार में खड़ी मेरी टांग दुःख जाती है!
शेर: आप ना होते तो खो गए होते, जिंदगी से रुसवा हो गए होते! आपको गुड मॉर्निंग कहने के लिए उठे हैं वरना, अभी भी सो रहे होते!!
शेर: दर्द-ए-दिल के पीछे कोई बात होती है, उदास चेहरे के पीछे बात होती है! जब लगे किसी की वाट, उसमें हमारी खुराफात होती है!शेर: तुझ बिन जिंदगी का तसव्वुर नहीं, तुझ बिन जिंदगी का तसव्वुर नहीं! पर तेरे साथ एक लम्हा गुजरे, इसका भी कोई चांस नहीं!!
शेर: सुनके मेरा गाना वो आई, बोली अच्छा गाया गाना! मेरी शादी में जरूर आना! बैंड का क्यूं करूं खर्चा, तुम ही कोई गाना सुनाना!!

pati - patni funny sms

Wife: From your stingy husband: - For God's sake have mercy on me and call the hospital and call an ambulance. My heart hurts a lot.
Husband: I call the crematorium and call the mortuary. I don't want to waste money on taking you to the hospital.
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Husband: Darling! Is it true that you never forget a face you once saw?
Wife: Yes, but why?
Husband: In fact, the expensive mirror of your dressing table has just broken
and you will have to work with your memory till a new mirror is created. On this, the wife speaks in a hushed voice, just let her stay, it seems that she has no other work besides complimenting me?
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during the talks, said her husband, a scholar wrote that stupid man's wife is beautiful .

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Wife (angrily): I won't talk to you after today.
Husband: Are you going to be dumb?
Wife: No, I'm going to make you deaf.
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when miya-wife has fiercely that blood Bibi said kicking, I'm going to matter And I will go there and file for divorce, yes! A husband and wife were celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary when suddenly the husband started crying. Seeing her husband crying, the wife asked the reason. Looking into the wife's eyes. Husband said, "Dear, do you remember, fifty years ago today, your father met us in the back garden of your house, holding hands with Rango."
Mian - let's move! Now don't try to seduce by saying such false-sweet, sweet-sweet things.
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When the wife said yes, the husband asked if she remembered it. What did his father tell me at that time? I don't remember what he said.
The wife replied - he had said. That if I don't marry you, they will put me in jail for fifty years for what happened. So what happened Did she marry you? The wife said looking at her husband. That is what he was saying.
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Husband and wife were talking to each other. The number 11 portion was always auspicious for the husband. We got married at 11 a.m. on the 11th of the 11th month. Our house number is also 11. One day at 11 o'clock 11 minutes and 11 seconds someone said that a big race is going to take place today. I thought there must be a miracle hidden in number 11 for me. I went and put 11 thousand rupees on the 11th horse for the 11th race.
Wife: So did the horse win? Fucking came in at number 11!
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Santa's wife picked up the frying pan and hit
Santa's head.
Santa: Why kill? Santa: Yesterday I was in the race on the horse that was frozen. His name is. BV: Well done m sorry!
Wife: Write the name of a Basanti in your diary. Who is this Basanti?


The next day Santa's wife hit again - Santa:
Why did you hit now?
Wife: Your mare’s call has come ..... go and
pick it up !!!
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Two women met in heaven.
First - tell me sister, how did you die?
Second - due to feeling very cold. And yours?
First - Due to High Blood Pressure. The fact is that I was suspicious of my husband. One day I found out that he is in the house with another woman. I immediately reached home and saw that my husband was comfortably watching TV alone.
Second - what happened then?
First - the news was sure so I couldn't believe it. I searched for her in every corner of the house, in the basement, behind the curtains, in the garden and even in the cupboard and chest, but she was not found. I had so much tension that my blood pressure increased a lot and I died.
The second - I wish! You would have seen it by opening the freezer and we were both alive today
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Babli (from husband Bunty) - Tonight I dreamed that you brought me a beautiful diamond necklace.
Bunty had breakfast and went to the office. In the evening an office went into his hands.
In the evening he had a packet in his hand. Babli thought that there would be a diamond necklace in it.
He quickly opened the packet. There was a book in the packet. The title was - What is the meaning of dreams.
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housewife bid -
Monday to shopping ....
Tuesday ..... Zoo
Mercury on Long drive ... to eat on
Thursday ... to watch a
movie on Friday and then a
picnic on Saturday .... well .... I
said - I will go to the temple on Sunday housewife
asked - why ????
Begging !!
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in the war of the husband and wife
are always there to be an agreement ...
accepts that the husband is
at fault She was and…
wife
agrees with him without any protest … !!!
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Mareez: Mujhe Ajib c Bimari Ho Gai He.
Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta ..!
Hakim: Ye Bimari Nahi,
Tum Par Allah Ki REHMAT H ...
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Wife: I heard In heaven, men get nymphs .. what do women get?
Husband: Nothing; The one above only listens to the sad people ..!
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What is a wife?
The wife is like the offering of God, in
which no fault can be found even if one wants to;
Eat quietly with reverence and compulsion ...!
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Husband: (Drunk, from wife) - Who are you?
Wife: (angrily): Now you forgot your wife too?
Husband - intoxication forgets every gum ..! : D
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is the woman behind the man who managed to work through it too tight that she upset Gets so busy that "Success itself kisses his steps!"
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'iron' from my wife for twenty years!
Doctor: Your body is deficient in iron ... Patient: I have been taking ‘iron’ from my wife continuously for twenty years and ... you say that iron deficiency ......
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Wife: Even if you search for Aladdin with a lamp, you will not find a wife like me again.
Husband: Do you think I will make the same mistake again after touching the lamp?
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Hi Guys do you know the difference between poet Surender Sharma and wife?
...
...
...
...
EK Chaar Lina Sunawe and
wife ...
Chaar Baata ...
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Santa was killing his wife ..
Ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho ??
Santa: The doctor said,
Isko dawai koot ke deni
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NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
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Begum, I am coming from the office today. There was a donkey on the way! ”
In the meantime, his daughter said: - "Mummy, Shyam has broken my doll."
The husband started saying again "Yes Begum, I was saying a donkey on the way… ..!"
In the meantime, his son said: - "Mummy, Rita has broken my car."
The wife came in anger and said: - "For God's sake, all of you shut up, let me listen to the donkey first ...!"
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Husband and wife had a fight. The husband thought of committing suicide and brought poison from the market and ate it. He did not die, he became ill.
Wife (speaking angrily) - has said a hundred times that after seeing things, buy and the money is gone and the work for which it was brought did not happen.
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groom took his wife in his arms and said, 'From today you are my inspiration, my sadhana And I hope so. '
Hearing this, the bride was startled for a moment and then said, 'From today you are my Rahul, Rakesh and Aman.'
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Pati-Tumse kisne kha?
Patni-meri khubsurati dekh rotia bhi to jal jati hai .. !!
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Patni: Are you too old?
pati: tum bhikitni moti ho gyi ho?
Patni: me to maa banne wali hu
pati: mebhi to papa banne wala hu
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Banke - New Movie Have brought tickets. You get ready immediately.
Wife - but this is next week's ticket?
Banke - Well, no worries. It will also take time for you to get ready.
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Once Pappu came after hearing the discourse of the saint and as soon as he came he started lifting his wife with his hands.
Wife was surprised and asked- what's the matter, be in a good mood today.
Pappu- Today the saint said that he should bear his sorrows and troubles by laughing himself.
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PATNI - SAMNE SARABI DEKH RAHE HO
DAS SAAL PEHLE USNE MUJE SAADI
KARNE KE LIYE KAHA O MENE NA KAR DIYA
TO WO ABHI TAK PI RAHA HAI
PATI-BAAP RE ITNA LAMBA CELIBRATION
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husband told the wife that today I will be the chairman.
Showing wife Belan, you can't be my husband and become someone else's.

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AFTER RABRI'S FALL
A gentle woman, graceful and fair
Has had a fall from nowhere,
A housewife stark , unsuspecting, illiterate
Was ordered one day to run a state,
She ran as fast as a wall
And, naturally, shehad to fall.
Call the man of scam and crores
Who in the streets of Patna roars,
Why him alone? Call them all
The fat, the big, and the tall: With rite and ritual, holy unction
Formally declare this nation
To be their private fiefdom,
To be passed on to a wife or a son
So that in future there is no fall,
Of a gentle woman, after all.

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a second woman: when your divorce had happened when he was a child,
and now how 3 ?
Second quote: He would sometimes come to apologize ...
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3 Possible Reasons When A Man Opens A Car Door For Wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife…
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Why Love Marriages AWhy Love Marriages Are Better Than Arranged Marriages?
Because Known DEVILS Are Better Than Unknown DEVILS… re Better
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Angry wife to her husband talk to slap
the man it is hardly that he loves
his wife to husband died two slap in the face, and asked
what you understand that I love you,
do not
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Husband and wife were leaving.
A beggar: O beauty, give something to this blind man.
Husband said: Give me something, you are beautiful, he is really blind.
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wife: Why don't you put the logo on the bus?
husband: Are my photo taken in the bus and
I have to take a photo of all the above….
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Wife (from husband) - Hi! My deeds were shattered, which was tied to yours, otherwise I was getting more than one worthy groom.
Husband (sadly) - Yes, he really deserved, who escaped your trap.
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Husband (from wife) - Why don't we go out and drink today's tea.
Wife (from husband) - Why? Do you think that I am tired of making tea?
Husband: Oh no, in fact I am fed up with washing cup plates.
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Wife (angrily) - What have you done in your life so far?
Husband (proudly) - I made my own life.
Wife- Lo, and I am the one who was blaming God till now.

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Wife (from husband) - Hi! My deeds were shattered, which was tied to your palle, otherwise I was getting more than one worthy groom.
Husband (sadly) - Yes, he really deserved, who escaped your trap.


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Wife (from husband) - Listen sir, if your hair continues to fall out at this rate then one day I will divorce you. I don't like bald people at all.
Husband (shocked) - Hey! How stupid I am too, instead of asking for something good, I always kept asking God to keep my hair safe.
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Husband (from wife) - What is the meaning of hypnosis?
Wife (from husband) - Hypnosis is to subdue a man by his influence and get him to do whatever he wants.
Husband (laughs) - Oh no, they call it marriage
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Wife - You also remember something ? You know, today is our wedding anniversary.
Husband - Oh, I really forgot. Come on, let's hold a two minute silence ...
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A woman in great haste to the dentist Arrived at the clinic. Quote - "Doctor sir! I'm in a hurry. I have to go to an urgent meeting so don't apply anesthesia and get your teeth out quickly. "The
doctor said to himself -" She is an amazing brave woman ! " Yes, as you wish. Sit on this chair and tell me which tooth has pain. "The woman called to her
husband standing near the door -" Come on! Show your teeth to the doctor!
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A woman rushed to the dentist's clinic. Quote - "Doctor sir! I'm in a hurry. I have to go to an urgent meeting so don't apply anesthesia and get your teeth out quickly. "The
doctor said to himself -" She is an amazing brave woman ! " Yes, as you wish. Sit on this chair and tell me which tooth has a pain. "The woman called to her
husband standing near the door -" Come on! Show your teeth to the doctor!
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A couple was celebrating their fortieth wedding anniversary. Coincidentally, that day was also his wife's 60th birthday. That night an angel appeared in their house. He told them that they had been in love for so long that he was happy. The angel said they could ask him for a boon.
The wife, who loved her husband dearly, told the fairy that she wanted to travel all over the world with her husband, but she did not have that much money.
The angel swung his wand and the envelope full of plane tickets came into the wife's hand.
Now it was the husband's turn to ask. He thought for a minute and then said - "To be honest, I want a wife 30 years younger than me." The
angel swung his stick and .......... The husband immediately turned 90 years old.

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A newlywed was sleeping in the afternoon. When she woke up, she said to her husband, "You know what I just dreamed?"
Husband - "What?"
Wife - "I saw that you have brought me a new gold necklace! What is the meaning of this dream? ''
Husband - '' You will know this tonight. ''
When the husband returned home at night, he had a packet in his hand which he gave to his wife.
Happily, when he opened the packet, a book came out with the name - "The meaning of dreams".

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a couple of the 25th anniversary of their marriage, they take the reporter interviewed a local newspaper Reached his house. In fact, the couple had become famous throughout the town for their peaceful and happy married life. There was never any quarrel between them even in name only. The reporter was curious to know the secret of his happy life.
Husband told - Shortly after our marriage, we had gone to Shimla to celebrate our honeymoon. There we rode. My horse was fine, but the horse my wife was riding was a little rough. He ran and suddenly knocked my wife down.
The wife said rubbing her hands on the horse's back - this is the first time. And then rode the same horse. After walking a short distance, the horse dropped him again.
The wife said this time - this is the second time. And then rode the same horse.
The third time the horse knocked him down my wife said nothing to the horse, just pulled the pistol out of her purse and shot the horse.
I shouted at my wife - "What have you done! You killed a helpless animal ......! Are you crazy? "The
wife looked at me and said -" This is the first time! "
And just, since then our life has been going on happily and peacefully.

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there a bigger problem?
Wife: You always keep my photo in your wallet, why?
Husband: Whenever there is a problem, no matter how big, I look at your photo and the problem goes away.
Wife (whispering): Look how miraculous I am to you.
Husband: Yes! I look at your photo and then ask myself if there is a bigger problem?
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Husband and wife were talking to each other.
Husband - "The number 11 has always been auspicious for me. We got married at 11 a.m. on the 11th of the 11th month. Our house number is also 11. One day at 11 o'clock 11 minutes and 11 seconds someone told me that there is going to be a big race today. I thought that there must be miracles hidden in the number 11 for me, I went and put 11 thousand rupees on the 11th horse for the race of number 11. "
Wife -" And the horse won? ""
Husband - " 'That's crying! Kambakht came 11th! '
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A woman informed her friend that she was going to get married for the fourth time.
"Congratulations!" Said the friend, expressing happiness and asked - "By the way, how did your first husband die?
"
'' Ram Ram Ram! Poor .....! '' Saheli
expressed regret and said '' And what about the other husband? '' '' By eating poisonous food '' ' ' 'Oh my
God! The other died the same way! The third one is also probably poisonous food ............! ''
'' No, no! The third died of a broken neck. ''
'' A broken neck? ''
'' 'Yes! He refused to eat poisonous food. ''

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A woman arrived in the kitchen and saw That her husband was walking around with a forged hand.
"What are you doing?" - the wife asked him.
"I'm killing flies," replied the husband.
"Good! Can you kill one? '' - asked the wife.
'' Three! Two females and three males, ”said the husband.
Huy was surprised wife asked - 'How did they know?' '
' 'Was a bottle of wine and three' '- husband reply to two phone

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A man and his wife got into a quarrel and they stopped talking to each other. One day the man had to go somewhere by train at 5 in the morning. It was necessary to wake up at 4 o'clock but he also did not want to speak first. So he wrote a note on the paper - "Wake me up at 4 o'clock" and put it on his wife's head.
It was 9 o'clock in the morning when he woke up. His train was missed. He was about to shout angrily at his wife when his eye fell on a piece of paper placed on his head on which it was written - "It is 4 o'clock. Wake up



The recruitment process for a higher post in the Intelligence Bureau was underway. In the end, only three candidates were left, one of whom was to be selected. There were two men and one woman.
His loyalty to duty was to be examined as a final examination. Taking the first man into a room, the examiner said, "We want to make sure that you follow our instructions in all circumstances, no matter what the circumstances." Then he grabbed a gun in his hand and the other Pointing to the room, he said, "Your wife is sitting in that room. Go and shoot
her . '' '' I can't shoot my wife under any circumstances '' - the man said.
"Then you are of no use to us. You can go, ”said the examiner.
Now the other man was called. "We want to make sure you follow our instructions no matter what the circumstances," said the examiner, holding a gun in his hand and pointing to the other room. Your wife is sitting in the room. Go and shoot him. ”The man went into the room and returned five minutes later with tears in his eyes. "I could not shoot my beloved wife. Forgive me I am not qualified for this post. "
Now only the woman was left as the final candidate. He also grabbed a gun and pointed to the same room, saying, "We want to make sure you follow our instructions no matter what the circumstances." Your husband is sitting in that room. Go and shoot him. ”The woman took the gun and went inside the room. As soon as he entered the room, the sounds of firing started coming. After about 11 rounds of fire, screams and uproar started coming from the room. This sequence lasted for about fifteen minutes after which silence fell.
About five minutes later the door of the room opened and the woman came out wiping the sweat from her forehead. Bid - '' You guys didn't tell me that the cartridges in the gun are fake. I had to beat him.

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A husband and wife were celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary when suddenly the husband started crying. Seeing her husband crying, the wife asked the reason.
Talk about chilling husband watching his wife's eyes - '' Baby Do you remember today than fifty years ago, your father has us caught by red, while similar chupakara in the garden behind the house? ''
Said the wife of the '' yes '' But the husband asked if he remembered what his father had said to me at that time.
What did you say I don't remember - The wife replied.
He had said that if I did not marry you, they would put me in prison for fifty years.
So what happened You got married, didn't you? The wife said looking at her husband.
I am thinking that if I had not obeyed him, at least today I would have been free
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koi ghar ja raha tha ki apni biwi ka 'antim sanskar karke achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se When it started raining, the sad man said: Lagta hai pahunch gai


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Husband- then the same tomato vegetable, Maybe you don't know that eating too many tomatoes makes a man an ass in the next life.
That was the last-born wife, you may need to think

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Wife: I have seen in a dream today That you have brought me a diamond necklace, what does this dream mean?
Husband: I will tell you this evening. In the evening the husband brought a packet to the wife. When the wife happily opened the packet, a book came out of it. The name of the book was, 'Meaning of Dreams'.

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Wife (angrily) From Husband: People tell the truth that Befkufo's mouth should not be touched.
Husband: Then I don't like your mouth.

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Husband to Wife in fighting: To sali kutiya
Wife to husband: To sala kutta
His child: Hee Hee, Mai sala Kukariya
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At the railway station, the wife said to her husband- Look ... other people are meeting their wives with love and you are the one who is standing with your mouth hanging open.
Husband- Goddess, you don't understand ... These people have come to the station to bid farewell to their wives and I will pick them up.

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One day when the husband and wife left the temple, a fakir said, 'Give the princess five rupees I am blind.
Husband: Give it, the princess is calling you, then you must be blind.


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returning from the office, the husband told his wife that he has got his insurance.
Wife happy: Well done. The tension of the day came. Whenever you got sick, you had to call a doctor immediately.


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Wife: I dreamed today that you brought me a diamond necklace, what about this dream Mean?
Husband: I will tell you this evening. In the evening the husband brought a packet to the wife. The wife happily opened the packet, then a book came out of it, which was called, "Meaning of Dreams"

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Wife: The conductor insulted me in the bus today.
Husband: Why? What happened
Wife: As soon as I got off the bus, he said: Now let three passengers come to this seat.
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How does the wife change after marriage, just consider ...

First year: I said eat, you haven't eaten for a long time
Second year: Food is ready, let me put it ------------------------ -------------------------------------------------- ------- Mr. Santa Sinha said: I also want the same but I don't know why seeing you, I am thinking of my infamous wife. -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------- Mr. Santa and Mrs. Banta were arguing.
Third year: The
. I am going to the market, take it out and eat by myself
Fifth year: I say I will not make food today, bring it from the hotel Sixth year: When you look at food, food and food, just ate in the morning
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Where were you?
Husband said- sensible women do not ask such questions.
The wife said- A good sensible husband can ask his wife such questions?
Leave it alone, the husband said, a sensible man also has a wife.




everything on money, car and a girlfriend Alas one day all this will get out of my hands.
But how? The friend asked in astonishment.
My wife will find all these things.


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a woman painted a beautiful pontoon in which she was laden with a lot of precious jewels Was shown. A friend of hers asked, you never wear so many jewels then why so many jewels on this picture of yours?
Because if I die and my husband remarries, then seeing this picture of me, my husband's second wife will go crazy and make my husband's life haraam. The woman replied with a smile.

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doctor said to William, you have constipation. You should get up every morning and drink a cup of lukewarm water.
Doctor, I have been doing this for months, the only difference is that my wife calls it tea.

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Mrs. Santa Sinha never went to a beauty parlor. One day she went to a beauty parlor and got her makeover done. Her hairstyle changed, she got heavy make-up on her face, the style of her clothes changed. Now she thought that her husband should be shocked. Mrs. Sinha reached her husband's office and said to him: Hello handsome, I want to love you.





Mr. Santa, have you considered me a dog?
Mrs. Banta: Absolutely not, but stop craving for God.


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Santa Sedhi's wife was very jealous and suspicious. One day she started looking for long hair on her husband's coat. When he didn't get hair, he started saying - well, nowadays you are falling in love with a bald woman. The next day she started smelling the perfume of women in her husband's clothes, but she did not find any such fragrance. He shook hands and said- well, then that bald woman is so stingy that she can't even buy a perfume.

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I know, I spent sixteen days eating only basil leaves And fasted every Friday for two years. Then I went somewhere and found you as my husband.
What if it didn't do everything? The husband asked with a laugh.
So someone would have passed by you. The wife was naive.


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A woman said to her husband, 'You have come home late at night.'
The husband also accused his wife and said, "And you have been awake till nightfall."
I have been waiting for you for 5 hours.
And I also stood outside for 5 hours waiting for you to fall asleep so I can come inside

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The wife said to the husband, 'You have come home late at night. Husband also accused and said, 'And you too have been awake late at night.
The wife said, 'I have been waiting for you for five hours. The husband said, 'And, I stood outside for five hours waiting for you to fall asleep so I can come in
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Wife- Aji, is it true that money speaks?
Husband: Yes, they are like that.
On this the wife said- then you give me some money, I am bored sitting alone in the house.




Patni (Pati Se) -
Do you have any experience about Collage ?
Pati (Patani Se) - Han, Tumhari and
my first meeting was in college
.
************ ********* ********* ** When
Pati reached home, Patani told her
- I have removed Naukarani today.
Pati udas hokar - Are, use ek mauka to
diya hota.
Patni (Pati Se) - Per mai aapko koi mauka
nahi dena chahati.
************ ********* ********* ** A
jagadalu patani pati par baras rahi thi
aur wah bichara deen sakal banaye hue
baitha tha. Patni bol rahi thi kayar kahin
ke, tum aadami ho ki chuhe?
Pati Gidgidaya - Shreemati Ji, Mai aapka
pati he hun agar chuha hota to tum thar-thar
kamp rahi hoti.
************ ********* ********* ** A
woman passed by a photographer and said
- I told my mother that the top
Your photo has been
deleted but the top has been removed.
Can you remove this top?
Photographer Ne Kaha -
Yes, but do you
mean to say that your shahuhar sidhi mang nikalate hain yan ulati?
Aurat Boli - Jab aap topi utarenge tab khud
dekh lijiyega

Biwi (Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai .. !!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho…. ??


Pati: - Chlo Tum Se Shadi Karke Mujhe 1 Bhut Bda Fayda Hua H,

Patni Kon Sa Fayda… .. ??

Pati: Mujhe Mere Gunhon Ki Sja Jite Ji Hi Mil Gai …… ..


pati: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan kahin chhupa kar rakh do, padosi aa rahe hain.
patni: Kyonji! do you like friends
pati: are nahin, who apne saaman pehchan lenge.

Pati- maine aj ek sapna dekha?
patni-kya?
Pati-ki tm kise se pyar kr rahi ho.
patni-kya tmne use pehchana?
Pati-nhi pehchan paya, kyuki mai raat mai bina chasma k hi so gaya tha

Pati patni mandir main!
Pati-tumne kya manga?
Patni-ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Patni-aur aapne.
Pati-yeh mera saatwa janam ho I -------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- .

Wife: - Whatever you say, you get rid of it from one ear to the other.
Husband: And if you say anything, you will get rid of it.

Husband to Wife: I got married to 20 women before marriage.
Wife: I knew that if I got a kundli, I would definitely get one !!!



Patni: -lo, I have been begging for help till today.

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Pati: Not at all, I just promised to share such grief.

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patni: Kyonji! do you like friends
pati: are nahin, who apne saaman pehchan lenge.

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Patni: You are too old.

Pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho.
Patni: Main to maa banne wali hoon!
Pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon

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Patni: "Aapne pichle saal ka 'salgireh pe, mujhe lohay What do you mean by that? ”
Pati: "I intend to cut current in this year."

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. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
Pati: I like the habit of making fun of you.

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Husband: - I can share anything with you.
Patni: -Let's start with bank account

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Patni: - Who told you that I want another person like you?

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Patni: - I will die without you.
Pati: -main bhi mar jaaunga. I can't stand this happiness.

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Husband wife ki leta godi me hua tha,
Wife - kesa lag raha ji that he?
Husband- jese visnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho.

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kya thi ... larki
Shohar: Kal mere khuab main aai thi end of a fruitful larki,
Wah! kya larki thi.
Bibi: Akeli he aai hogi?
Shohar: Tumko kese pata:
Bibi: Uska husband mere khuab main
tha.

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Pyar b ajab shay he
Maa se payar hota hai Ebadat
Baap se payar hota hai to Muqadas
Bhai If you fall in love with Aqidat Didi, if you
fall in love with Farz
&
Wife, then everyone will
say that SALA is the GHULAM of BIWI.

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Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade
Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,
Banta: Kehri Film Si…?
Santa: Mere Viah Di Movie.

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I have lost your memory in 15 days. ho?
Husband: 15 more days ...

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Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul It tastes like gobar.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.

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Patni: 4 daku aye Aaj aur mera rape kar ke gaye lets go,
Pati: Tum ne unko roka kyon to nahi,
Patni: Main ne bohat raoka lakin to wo kehne lage,
Ab hamain jane do ham thak gaye hain


Patni sotay main zor se se boli,
Jaldi utho mera pati hai gaya aa,
Pati utha, window, that se chalang laga di,
Taang toot gayi,
phir khayal aya,
Ke Pati to main he hoon


end of a fruitful admi ki nye nye shadi hue, phir to determine proper dosage sham mai use ghr jane ki koi jaldi to nahi rehti, woh der Absent oneself office mai hi rehta tha
boss ne pucha kya baat hai
ushne ne bataya ki meri Bivi also has a job, and the one who goes home early also eats banana.


ek pati apni patni ko yeh keh kr chidata tha- 3 bacho ki amma
patni ko bahut gussa ata tha
ek din jaise hi pati ne bola 3 bacho ki amma
patni ne turant jabab diya bolo- 2 bacho k papa ..
techr ne chote bache se pucha "bhagwan kaha hai"?
ek bache ne bola mujhe pata hai ..
techr-batao
bacha-bathroom mai.
techr-ek pal k liye chup thi .... phir boli tmhe kaise pata?
Bacha-roj subah jab papa uthte hai. bathroom door knock krte hue kehte hai. "Hey Bhagwan!