प्रियकर प्रेयसी sms

प्रियकर: प्रिये मी तुला माझ्या ह्या हृदयाच्या कप्प्यात बंद केले आहे...
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प्रेयसी: सोन्या...., बंद कशाला केलंयस..
मी तिथून जाणार थोडीच आहे...!!...
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प्रियकर: नाही ग... ...बाकीच्या कप्प्यातल्या मुली बघशील ना म्हणून..

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प्रियकर : प्रिये माझ तुझ्यावर अगदी मना पासून प्रेम आहे.
प्रेयसी : Sorry पण माझ प्रेम 'महेश' वर आहे. त्याने कालच BMW विकत घेतली आहे....!
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प्रियकर : अरे रे मी उगाचच काल ५० किलो कांदे विकत आणले..... :(
प्रेयसी : अरे 'शोन्या.....' मी तर मजा करत होते माझ प्रेम तर फक्त आणि फक्त तुझ्यावरच आहे.


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प्रियकर : प्रिये तू आता फार बदलली आहेस.
प्रेयसी : का रे..? तुला अस का वाटत...?
प्रियकर : आजकाल मी तुझ चुंबन घेत असताना तू डोळे नाही बंद करत. :(
प्रेयसी : मागच्या वेळी बंद केले होते तेव्हा पर्स मधून १०० रुपये गायब होते. X-( :D :D :D

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आयटम : जानू, तू मला चांदण्यात फिरायला ने ना

पक्क्या दुसरया दिवशी रॉकेट घेऊन आला,

आयटम : जानू, रॉकेट कशाला आणलस?
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पक्क्या : ( वैतागून ) : तुला चांदण्यात फिरायचंय ना, ह्यावर बस, मी वात पेटवतो, एकटीच ये फिरून.....

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प्रियकर : तू माझ्याशी लग्न करशील का..?
प्रेयसी : नाही.
प्रियकर : का..?
प्रेयसी : माझ्या घरचे होकार नाही देणार.
...प्रियकर : कोण कोण आहे तुझ्या घरी..?
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प्रेयसी : एक नवरा आणि दोन मुले... :O


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ब्रेकअप च्या वेळी प्रियकर आणि प्रेयसी मधील संभाषण.
प्रेयसी : तुला माझ्या सारखी मुलगी शोधून देखील नाही सापडणार... X-(
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प्रियकर : शांत हो स्वीटहार्ट.... मला तूच आवडतच नाहीस, त्यामुळे तुझ्या सारखी मुलगी शोधायचा प्रश्नच येत नाही...? ;)

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मंग्या आपल्या नव्या आयटम बरोबर गाडीने फिरत होता, मधेच तिला जवळ घ्यायला बघत होता, पण ती बघत नव्हती.

काही वेळाने ती म्हणाली आता मी तुला जागा दाखवते जिथे माझ appendix च ऑपरेशन झाल होत..

मंग्या एकदम खुश होऊन सावरून बसला, एक डोळा तिच्या कडे....
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एवढ्यात आयटम ओरडली, अरे थांब थांब, ते बघ ' मंगेशकर हॉस्पिटल ' , इथेच माझ appendix च ऑपरेशन झाल होत!!

विचार करा आणि श्रीमंत व्हा

It is said that a person has to become rich by thinking before he can become rich by money. Once the idea of ​​making money comes to mind, that idea must be firmly established. If we can combine this, why are we poor? Such a question will not be present.

A little girl asked her mother, 'Mom, why don't you have money?' The mother said, 'Because we are poor. The girl again asked her mother, 'Why are we poor?' Now the mother thought. She did not know what to say. She just kept looking at the girl.

Today, tens of millions of people are searching for the answer. Are trying to eradicate poverty. Dreaming of becoming rich. Some of them get to see the dream of wealth come true. But many live in poverty and die in poverty.

So what are the very few people who get rich doing? What might they be thinking to get rich? This question can be answered in a single sentence. It means 'poor man does not think like rich ..' Before a man becomes rich with money, he has to become rich with thought. 'Thought' is a great force.

There is a great writer named 'Napoleon Hill'. He has named his book 'Think and Grow Rich'. 'Think and grow! 'Or' Think and get rich, 'is its simple meaning. It is worth noting that he did not name his book 'Work hard and get rich'. Millions of copies of his book in every country. Thousands of people became rich by reading his book. Because they knew that in order to be rich, they must first think of wealth. First of all, the seed of thoughts should fall in the head. All further travel depends on it.

For that, we have to think about how the seed of wealth will fall on the ground called brain. It is also important to think about what can help. Then we have to check what we are saying, what we are hearing, what we are reading. Because your words are a great help in getting rich.

Much depends on what we are talking about. If you are not talking about money, check it out. Because we are going to think the way we talk and the way we are going to think. It happens as we think. So the first step towards wealth will be the 'step of thought'.

If we think only about money and wealth, then all mothers will teach their children the lessons of wealth. Then ask any child 'Why are we poor?' No need to ask such a question. 'Why are we poor?' The question that may arise is, 'How can we become rich?' This question will be present. Only after this question did the revolution really begin to take place. Because when the idea of ​​making money comes to mind, you have to have strong faith in that idea. Because the real revolution will not be based on mere dreams or mere imagination.

Real revolution is about believing. The thing you want to do has already happened. You have to have strong faith in it. Faith has brought about many miracles in the world. So after the idea, the thing of faith becomes important.

Once the dream is replaced by faith, one gets the courage to overcome endless difficulties. Confidence wakes up. 'Money is an idea,' it is believed. The bigger and richer our idea, the richer we are. If our idea is poor, we will remain poor. So you need a rich idea of ​​money.

If you have a rich idea, you can turn it into a business. So in the beginning, the 'B' of earning money should be formed in the mind. That is the way to build trust. Only then will the journey to true wealth begin.